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Also the edit title typo function is ****ed
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what a ****ing noob
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what a ****ing noob
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Don't you find it worrying that I'm regularly the last thing rattling around your head before you go to sleep?
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This is my thread now, I'm taking it over. Keep thinking of me, ******.
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This is my thread now, I'm taking it over. Keep thinking of me, ******.
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No you aren't, you're going to bed. Sweet dreams.
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Midge and his Stupid Articles
A short tale, by Havax
Once upon a time, there was a midget named Midge. Midge was a lonely man who had nothing better to do than to spend his days browsing the internet. One day, he stumbled upon an online gaming forum called Tribalwar, dedicated to discussing the old game Starsiege Tribes.
Without any real reason or purpose, Midge decided to start posting articles on the forum about M&M's candy spokespeople, something that had nothing to do with the game or the forum's topic. These articles were filled with wild conspiracy theories and ridiculous claims, but Midge was convinced that they were true.
The other members of the forum quickly grew tired of Midge's constant postings and began to ridicule him. They called him names, made fun of his height and constantly told him to get a life. But Midge didn't care. He was convinced that his articles were true, and he was determined to get the attention of the people on the forum, even if it was negative.
As the days passed, Midge's articles became more and more outlandish, and the members of the forum became more and more hostile towards him. They started to actively encourage others not to read or respond to Midge's posts, and he was quickly becoming a pariah on the forum.
Despite all of this, Midge still did not care. He was convinced that one day, the other members of the forum would see the truth in his articles and come to understand his perspective. However, that day never came, and Midge was left alone with his wild theories and ridiculous claims. He never made any friends, and he realized that the only thing that was missing in his life was human interaction and real-life experiences.
The end.
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1:30AM in California, and this is what Havax is doing. I fully expect to appear in his dreams. Then the first thing he will do when he wakes up is check this thread.
Rent Free has a new dimension...
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They started to actively encourage others not to read or respond to Midge's posts
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This seems to be going just great for ya
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Last edited by Mitchdubai; 01-24-2023 at 06:49..
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3D rent free keep it up mitch :thumbsup:
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I***8217;d hit Maya
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You mean lecturing people is not an effective form of advertising? Who knew? At least they're making the right move, getting a D-lister from a desperately adequate film that was relevant 12 years ago. Remember when she had diarrhea in the middle of the street while wearing a wedding dress? That'll sell some chocolate.
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I can't decide if she's hot or not. Kinda, but not...but maybe...but nope
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Whiny BitchX Contributor
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Fact: Mentioning Rudolph's role in Idiocracy would sell way more M&Ms than her role in Bridesmaids.
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Kill yourself midxe.
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Just what i love, a female comedienne whose whole stick is memeing a man
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Last edited by Brasstax; 01-24-2023 at 10:25..
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Welcome to Costco, I love you
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Welp, not buying M&M's for a while.
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Yeah couldn't they get Tina Fey or at least someone from SNL that was funny?
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