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1 - 03-26-2023, 18:44
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Found all the dogs poop

 
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Festive ****post
 
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Filthy the ****man was a dirty filthy soul
With a corncob dil and a peanut do
And a ****ty crappy hole

Filthy the ****man is a fairy tale they say
He was made of **** and a little snow
and he came to life one day

There must have been some magic in
That old crap hat they found
For when he placed it on his head
The asshats danced around!
Oh, filthy the ****man
Was alive as he could be
And the asshats say he could laugh and play
And fart around all day

Crappity crap crap
Crappity crap crap
Look at the filthy git
Crappity crap crap
Crappity crap crap
Over the hills of ****

Ooh Filthy the ****man
Knew the poo pusher was coming that day
So he said "Let's get the runs and we'll have some fun
Now before I get pushed away."
Down from the desert
With a broomstick in his hand
Pushing right and left all around the town
Came a tiny little man
He pushed him down to the edge of town
At the end of Ramadan
He was a **** and a little runt
and a soapbox he stood on
He squeaked
"Filthy the ****man, I have come to take a poo.
I will do my job like a ****ing yob and do away with you!"
Oh filthy the ****man, had to hurry on his way.
But he waved goodbye, saying
"Don't you cry, and **** that Minge Dubai"
 
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Mitch, build a sandman. I'll start working on a lawn clipping man.

Only been in snow 3 times.

- 15 we got the day off school. Made snowballs, friend's older brother picked us up for a ride around town. I rode shotgun while throwing icy balls at people on the street.

- Years later went skiing. It's 6 hours drive to the 'Snowy Mountains' here. The airport is a ****ty little thing. I'm not flying on those ****ty little planes. 6 hours is not a 'drive' for me. May as well fly to NZ and have a better snow experience.

- Few years ago we took kids to the snow. Stayed part-way and did a day trip there.
 
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^^^ An adult, adulting.

Edit: Brass**** I mean.
 
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Lowest temperature I've seen here in 24 years is 9 degrees (48 freedumb degrees).
 
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^^^ An adult, adulting.

Edit: Brass**** I mean.
Then use two carets minge. JFC. How long have you been here?

1 caret per post above yours is how you use ^'s.

It's like saying look at that post X above mine where X is = to the number of carets.

FFS JFC GMAFB WWJD

You pointed right at MJP and called him out. I'd be pissed if I were MJP.
 
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Shut up.
 
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^ STFU YTLDW
 
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 YTLDW - You Tiny Little Dill Weed 
 
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**** the snow. I have seen so much snow this Winter, I would totally be ok with never seeing snow again.
 
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 YTLDW - You Tiny Little Dill Weed 
It's much funnier when you have to assplain it.
 
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Donnie Dookie
 
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**** the snow. I have seen so much snow this Winter, I would totally be ok with never seeing snow again.
Yeah, snow can eat a dick. Snow = work. Saturdays surprise 11 inches was no different, and about the heaviest garbage I've moved in a long time. Thankfully the Sun was out Saturday afternoon, yesterday and today to melt it off.
 
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Yep!

I snuck out after dark when our blinds were closed and put a face on the side facing the house. Freaked my wife out just a little
 
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Lowest temperature I've seen here in 24 years is 9 degrees (48 freedumb degrees).
We had hail once in Abu Dhabi, and I was terrified.
 
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Oh hail no
 
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