Filthy the ****man was a dirty filthy soul
With a corncob dil and a peanut do
And a ****ty crappy hole
Filthy the ****man is a fairy tale they say
He was made of **** and a little snow
and he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in
That old crap hat they found
For when he placed it on his head
The asshats danced around!
Oh, filthy the ****man
Was alive as he could be
And the asshats say he could laugh and play
And fart around all day
Crappity crap crap
Crappity crap crap
Look at the filthy git
Crappity crap crap
Crappity crap crap
Over the hills of ****
Ooh Filthy the ****man
Knew the poo pusher was coming that day
So he said "Let's get the runs and we'll have some fun
Now before I get pushed away."
Down from the desert
With a broomstick in his hand
Pushing right and left all around the town
Came a tiny little man
He pushed him down to the edge of town
At the end of Ramadan
He was a **** and a little runt
and a soapbox he stood on
He squeaked
"Filthy the ****man, I have come to take a poo.
I will do my job like a ****ing yob and do away with you!"
Oh filthy the ****man, had to hurry on his way.
But he waved goodbye, saying
"Don't you cry, and **** that Minge Dubai"