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1 - 05-20-2022, 11:25
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Has anyone seens this? Discuss.
 
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2 - 05-20-2022, 11:33
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Seen him? He was my governor for 4 years.
 
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I am waiting for the Southwoman to come out.
 
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Björk
 
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5 - 05-20-2022, 16:47
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I've read it's the best movie of the year so far with a strong masculine character who wants a trad wife and not a single non-white is in the movie.

IRL Viking descendants praise the movie and feel their culture has been accurately represented down to small details no one else would notice. Most historically accurate Viking movie ever made many are saying.

I have not seen it, but this is what I've heard. I'd like to see it.
 
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Valhalla Rising was way better
 
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Pacing is slow. Some parts look great and others look CGI and a couple of shots were WTF. Location shots are amazing.

Was disappointed. Tried to rewatch and couldn't do it.
 
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There was a lot of shouting. Movie was basically one long warcry peppered with war drums and some beheadings. Kidman was wooden, as usual. But Skarsgard is a ****ing monster.

7/10, didn't hate it
 
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i wonder what the council of the european shlong (norway/sweden/finland) think when they see these movies and why theyve turned into a bunch of bluehaired femboys
 
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I enjoyed Valhalla Rising a lot. It's a very divided movie, half of people who see it just hate it.

The whole idea of being in the old world and going to new continent for the first time is exciting. Even at the end when he see's the natives who kill him, seeing someone of a difference race would have been like seeing an alien.

I'm not really sure if Valhalla Rising was meant to be a kind of **** you to Christianity since Madds played a human form of Odin more or less. A lot of euro pagans very much still see Christianity as the enemy.



Thoughts on The Northman from IRL Viking nerd:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGOhHTdXyBU
 
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it was zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. But did have more than a couple visually awesome scenes
 
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I liked it. It did drag a bit in areas but so much better than a lot of the woke crap coming out lately.
 
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I'll add this to my queue as long as no SHE HULKs are in it
 
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im 100% pure nordic
 
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I'll watch it
I hope it's not racist
 
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I'm sure the BLM was disappointed that half the characters in the film were slaves and not a single one of them was black.
 
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I loved the movie. I was faded when i saw it so I didn't see the twist coming and when it happened I was just like god damn that sucks lmao
 
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Lake of Fire was definitely worth waiting for

But they could have given us a blood eagle
 
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It wasn't yet another spandex wearing super ****** movie, so of course it bombed.
The idiot masses truly get what they deserve.
 
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I'm not really sure if Valhalla Rising was meant to be a kind of **** you to Christianity since Madds played a human form of Odin more or less. A lot of euro pagans very much still see Christianity as the enemy.
"Their God is a corpse nailed to a tree"
 
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