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Mitch - "Hey son, take a picture of me from the beach when i'm out there on my board so i can post it to all my friends on TW"

Son - "**** off, midget."
 
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Has Pagy been giving you whining lessons?
 
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This thread sucks
 
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kill yourself midxe
 
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i swear to god if you say something bad about severed 13 or 14 more times im fkn out of here
 
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This thread sucks
 
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stand up paddleboarding is alright but i'd rather either windsurf or canoe or jet ski or like, pretty much anything water-related other than SUP

it's an odd midpoint where you're not having that much fun standing and paddling, but you're also not sitting down and chilling like in a canoe

i sold my SUP to a chick for pennies on the dollar
 
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Mitch - you suck at getting fired
 
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Yeah, stand up paddle boards are for children. I've tried it more than a few times, but it's boring. You can't beat a set of nice kayak's for fun with your significant other.
 
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Put an engine on that ***** and shoot trap off of it while draining a brew.
 
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Add a grill and a dog and he'd be set.
 
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See? You get it.
Also, I think he has a tramp-stamp.
 
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i guess midget is unemployed so probably can't afford but u should get a jetsurf they're dope
 
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Add a grill and a dog and he'd be set.
nigga please

this mothera****a depends on slavery to survive

im surprised no one has asked him if he kept his 'voluntary' sri lankans to cook and clean for him now that the flow has had the valves turned off
 
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He is letting the help go. It's a tragedy, Why? Because Mitch will have to do that ****. Soon, the wife will say "Get your tiny, white, tramp-stamped ass off the piddle-board and clean the house, *****". He will have to because she is bringing in the dough. She is also eyeing up Montana cowboys

Mitch - maybe try a cowboy hat on that piddle board. Put on a pair of jeans with a big ass Yankee belt buckle. Not sure what you are going to do with that tramp-stamp tat. "Icy Hot" with roses? Did you get sponsored or something?
 
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Unpictured are the 8 Nepalese migrant workers holding up the paddleboard.
 
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p sure midget is in / around Emirates Hills for that pic

iirc
 
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He is letting the help go. It's a tragedy, Why? Because Mitch will have to do that ****. Soon, the wife will say "Get your tiny, white, tramp-stamped ass off the piddle-board and clean the house, *****". He will have to because she is bringing in the dough. She is also eyeing up Montana cowboys

Mitch - maybe try a cowboy hat on that piddle board. Put on a pair of jeans with a big ass Yankee belt buckle. Not sure what you are going to do with that tramp-stamp tat. "Icy Hot" with roses? Did you get sponsored or something?
It's a no to any and all of that Brass****, especially the letting the help go part, you think I'm doing menial chores I'm my retirement, think again buddy.

And yeah I'm on board that there are more fun watersports and I will now get a chance to try them all. But this was fine for starters, beautiful day and flat water around Palm Island with a couple of cold Stellas to cool down after, sure beats the **** out of office life.
 
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p sure midget is in / around Emirates Hills for that pic

iirc
Palm Island. You will note there's water, i.e. ocean, whereas Emirates Hills, well, the clue's in the name. HURRDURR.
 
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Palm Island. You will note there's water, i.e. ocean, whereas Emirates Hills, well, the clue's in the name. HURRDURR.
you ****in twat, theres ponds there

since theyre as shallow as you, figured you wouldnt drown

 
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