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BurninSnipa
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For the first time in my life, I've seriously broken a bone. Both bones in my right forearm are broken near the wrist.

For those who are interested, some 16 year old chick made a heinously illegal left hand turn while I was crossing the intersection with my nice green light. I t-boned her Chevy Cavalier at about 50mph. Pics will come of the car eventually.

Anyway, I thought I'd find out from TW just what would be good broken arm activities. I am a righty, so I'm going to have to learn to write lefty fora few months. This one handed typing thing sucks.

Pretty much all of the things I do require my dominant hand or both hands... except poker, drinking and masturbation. What do y'all suggest?


The pain Barris... it's unreasonable
 
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You don't know how to browse the web one-handed?
 
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you can always sue the little *****'s insurance company with 1 hand
 
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you can always sue the little *****'s insurance company with 1 hand
That process starts tomorrow morning.


I also need to acquire a left handed mouse.
 
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tribes..

edit - didnt read the thread
 
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volunteer to have electrodes attached to you're brain so you can type with your MIND

cyborg
 
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do you jerk off with your left hand?
 
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Was she hot?
 
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**** her
 
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i've broken my right arm 3 times. most recently it was my elbow in sept. just had surgery on it last week to remove bone fragments and scar tissue to increase my limited mobility. it sucks.get used to eating and wiping your ass with your left hand.
 
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i do jerk it with my left.

she wasnt bery hot. my gf was in the car anyway.

and yyeah ill mneed surgery my radius or whatever is shattered at the end
 
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tell her we can forget all about what happened if ****
 
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frozen-rain
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stick the broken bone in your butthole
 
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Ascoe
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br0ken b0nes?

br0.
 
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Things to do with broken bones...
Suck marrow.

Duh.
 
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... it sucks.get used to eating and wiping your ass with your left hand.
 
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was she hot? did u get her # ?
 
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Denver
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I trained alot last time I broke my arm
I trained with my feet... ie. running, jumping, flipping etc.
I actually took the time to improve my flexibility and stretched alot..
Although I must admit I became very familiar with TV-shows I hadn't had time to watch before it.
 
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world of brokenbonecraft
 
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Whatever you do, don't read a book.

Those are dangerous.
 
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