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what is the point of this thread

are we posting phrases originated from tw that are only posted on tw?
 
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what is the point of this thread

are we posting phrases originated from tw that are only posted on tw?
idk, its late, brain is turning to mush
 
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Thought this could be entertaining...

Let's make a TW specific glossary to include notable characters, cliches, events, etc. Try to include a reference if possible. I'll update the first post with subsequent additions and make changes for accuracy if necessary. Credit for some entries go to fool and aestis.


Tribalwar Glossary

AfriCam - Loco-Raider posted a webcam of a watering hole somewhere in Africa and TW members everywhere sat for hours on end staring at a puddle hoping something cool like a lion attack would happen, but alas the most action we ever got was a couple of monkeys ****ing and a zebra with an erection. Reference thread

All Your Base Are Belong To Us - Often mistakingly credited to TW, the AYBABTU internet fad was not created by TW but rather popularized when Bad_CRC made a flash about it. According to Wikipedia, "[AYBABTU] is an 'Engrish' phrase that sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the English version of the 1989 Japanese video game Zero Wing by Toaplan. Its brief but intense popularity derived in part from its poor translation into English, in a style often called 'Engrish', and partly from its near-accidental adoption by a core group of Internet humorists." Reference thread

Blitz - Bragged about getting 40 points on defense in Tribes Vengeance. Got fired from his job at Toys R' Us for secretly taking pictures of female customers. Reference thread

Choke Slam - Sarcastick beatup 15 year old LGBR at uvalan for making fun of him on the forum and annoying him in person. Used as a mock e-threat. Reference thread

Ctrl-k IRL - A way to tell someone to kill themselves in real life. Refers to the key combo used to suicide in tribes.

Critter - One of the first women to come to TW for attention. Narrowly beat out juggernaught in a ban poll. Eventually she came back as "Deranged" and posted a poem she wrote because her brother died in a car crash. Reference thread

dide - Some dyslexic teenager was IMing Durak for some reason and said he was sad because his "dog just dide." When something died, you say it "dide" now. Reference Thread

Durak - Bragged about getting all 5's on his high school AP tests. Thinks he's good at soccer but apparently does not know the definition of offsides, and owns a pair of garish ruby soccer shoes. Goes to Cornell (the Ivy League safety school) and claimed that going to that university alone would get him great jobs.

Drifting - Used to make fun of project2501, who thinks drifting in his miata is the coolest thing

Foam Party - Mitsubishi advertised having a foam party at mitsulan, an ill advised attempt at a lan that never happened. There was to be a party with hot women, a dj, and foam. A foam party is a prerequisite for any great lan now. Refrence thread

FOURSTAR - Created a seemingly innocent thread venting about a forum of coupon collecting soccer moms who were trying to scam his business and asked TW to invade. Not only did TW begin flooding the forum with goatse, lemonparty, and various other offensive images that would burn the eyes of a 40 year old naive woman, but soon FOURSTAR's identity and place of work were discovered. Personal info of administrators from the coupon forum were posted and some people made harassing phone calls. FOURSTAR was fired from his job and supposedly the FBI was contacted and lawsuits were threatened - the status of which are currently unknown. Reference thread

Friend - Tribalwar used to have a filter that changed "fag" to "friend". For a brief period TW was full of friendgots.

GGG - Refers to the thread, "Girls, Girls, Girls" made by sircle, dedicated to posting barely non-pornographic pictures of slutty chicks. The original ggg thread was closed by Rayn because it was bogging down the server. "Girls, Girls, Girls (contd.)" has since taken its place. "GGG" is used when someone makes a thread dedicated to googled images of random internet sluts. Sircle has since devoted his life to holy causes and speaks only in emoticons. Reference thread

Geschlossen - German for closed, popularized on TW by the tribalwars.net forum which uses it to denote locked threads.

Goatse - After September 11th, Rayn posted an image of what appeared to be the devil's face in the smoke. It found its way to cnet which eventually syndicated a story directly linking the image. Rayn changed the image to the goatse.cx man and roughly 300,000 people from various news sites including CNN were exposed. Reference thread

HaPpy Flag - Created by HaPpy of the tribe NuTz, it was a cheat that allowed the user to see a giant model of the flag in CTF. This made it easy to find dropped flags and people on the other team carrying the flag. Later turned into HaPpy mod which added nofog and marked where every player was on the map.

HELJCMO - A forum troll left over from the original Sierra boards. Was horrible at Tribes (even pre-skiing) and yet continued to make posts about how best to balance the game. After discovering the existence of cheats and their use by a small fraction of the community, he publicly released Happyflag claiming it would "level the playing field".

Hyperventilate - "The trick is to hyperventalate and flood the bloodstream with oxygen then be as effecient as possible." Someone posted a video of a guy holding his breath and swimming for 166 meters. A few people asked what his trick was and soon the previously quoted statement became the answer to any question posted on TW for the next few months in a truely strange e-phenomenon. Reference thread

I know shok - An infallible pickup line, "tell your ***** you know shok and you'll get in her pants." drshoktar made an MS Paint about it and people began to use it. After a while, everyone forgot what it meant but said it anyway. Reference thread

[email protected] - Desperate for ePopularity. Caught cheating several times, continues to deny it to this day (while still cheating). Walking advertisement for American Eagle and A&F. Liked by nobody except people trying to **** his sister. Purchased a Tribalwar account from a retired poster in order to circumvent a ban.

Juggernaught - Believes that AIDS is transferable through water and that no plane hit the pentagon on 9/11.

Kurayami - Likes planes, cooking, hiking mountains alone, and picking e-fights on TW. If you've ever done anything stupid, it is noted and cataloged in a Dewey Decimaled archive he maintains in his home. There's at least one thread on the front page with "Kurayami" in the topic at all times.

Labtop - Colosus accused of taking donated money and buying a laptop and plane tickets for himself and pixiedee by Fraggle. Reference thread

Mav - Mav first claimed to have played football (just because he was fat), but people realized it was bull**** when he didn't know anything about the game. Later he claimed to be a jedi and use the force on people (and he was serious). After a barrage of donut insults, he went into a self-destructing rage and was banned from TW for his own good

Meber - Gigafool wanted his title changed to "meber" so new people to the site would think TW misspelled the title for new members. Became the standard term in reference to members.

mstrike - Ugly, long haired, skinny, one-balled teenager who liked to post naked pictures of himself with things written on his body. Also created fake drama using smurfs and a number of friends from his school. Lost ban poll, but tries to return every few weeks. Every new member is mstrike until proven otherwise.

NoGodForMe - aka "Denim Dan," a middle-aged man who holds an affinity for jorts and has a tendency to unintentionally derail threads by sharing his comically asinine left-field opinions. He dislikes 'hos' and blames them for many of life's problems. For some unknown reason, he hosts pictures of himself and, even worse, his family that often lead to creepy threads about his daughter. Reference thread

Ocman - Grew a tail and had to have it surgically removed. Used TW to get a gig on the fox morning show, "Good Day Live" and hasn't been seen since. Reference 1 ... Reference 2

orbital123 - Was once a rampant Christian Canadian supporter who pissed everyone off with bull**** about God and liberalism. Then he had an epiphany and completely flipped the script. He began hating God and turned to nanobots as the new path to immortality so that he could at least cling to some hope that somewhere, somehow, there was a life better than his piece of **** existence in his mother's basement doing jujitsu.

Panama Jack - Another remnant of the original Sierra boards, Panama Jack really didn't hit the big time until the release of T2, where he became one of the game's more prominent scripters. Of course his scripts were as pointless as most T2 scripts, changing font type and color, adding huds that told you what other huds were displaying, etc. He became openly hostile in all "T2 sucks" threads, claiming Tribalwar almost ruined tribes and that Tribes 2 was a fantastic game.[/b]

Piotrr - Married a woman older than his mother (Not an exaggeration, she is 2 years older). Her son is getting out of prison soon and is coming for them to collect his inheritance. Her son is older than him.

Power: 1000 - A forum devoted to scooters named goped nation was directly linking to our smiley collection. Rayn deleted some smileys and they began to receive login prompts to TW every time they tried to load a post with the deleted gifs. They assumed we were hacking them and began to launch AOL attack scripts. Rayn stumbled upon this randomly some time later and thought it was funny. One of their admins later shared one of their members' IP address in exchange for a custom smiley. Reference thread

Project2501 - Got a co-worker fired for calling the music he was listening to gay and being insensitive and came to TW to brag about it. Won second place in the biggest douche bag of all time poll. Posted a picture of himself posing with his Miata. Posted pictures of Yankee's daughter. Posted pictures of his morbidly obese girlfriend to brag about how hot she was. Thinks drifting is cool. Reference thread

RamataKahn - Claimed that skiing ruined Tribes. Also used a signature that revealed he had 600 hours of playing World of Warcraft, less than 2 months after the game's release. He tried to claim it was beta testing and not because he was playing 10 hours a day on average.

Sandpaper - A wildcard answer to pretty much every question as a result of a thread by Finalheaven, who tried to clean his monitor with sandpaper following a mock suggestion. Reference thread

*SPAWN* TEHVUL - Bragged about his illegal gun collection, and believed it perfectly fine to leave a loaded shotgun in the corner of his room because his small children knew it was wrong to play with. Reference thread

Spydur - Synonym for gay as a result of backfire thread by the member Spydur. Reference thread

Stage 1 - Vir of the tribe 5150 was called out for his elitist attitude by Refried. His teammates stood by his side and much drama insued. "Stage 1" was 5150's exit from TW and coincided with a general separation from the remainder of what was left of the tribes community. Vir coined the term as a facetious dig at the community's reaction to the whole drama and it has since been used anytime 5150 is mentioned. Nobody is really sure yet what stage 2 is or when it'll start. Stage 3 is profit. Reference 1 ... Reference 2

Suicide Taxi - WSBN broadcaster famous for living with and having sexual relations with Madcat, an ugly old woman constantly followed by drama wherever she went. Supposedly Scoobysnack stole $350 from him while living in his house.Reference thread

Treadmill - Refers to a 135 page debate over whether or not a ****ing plane can take off from a treadmill. The real-time 9/11 thread was 81 pages. Reference thread

Triple - Former staff originally assigned to post news about T:V. Kept staff title after T:V died and used his moderator powers on numerous occasions for his own interests. Voted biggest douchebag in TW history. Soon thereafter was kicked off staff for poor admin qualities. Reference 1 ... Reference 2

Tribalwars.net - Discovered by the member eCybernetics in July of 2006, TW quickly invaded this crappy browser based multiplayer strategy game bearing our name with the sole purpose of disrupting their community as much as possible. Many members grew to like the game and still play it today. Reference thread

Twist of the year - Trew_Soulja was mad that his friend stole a girl he had a thing for and used the word "twist" seven times in a post to refer to his friend's action. To emphasize how big of a ****bag his friend was, trew said that he pulled the "twist of the year." (including last year). Reference thread

UVA LAN - The 'nerd prom' of tribalwar, it was held yearly starting in 2000 in Chantilly, VA by Cheater and Old_Skul. In 2004 it was part of Tribal Wars 2004, an East/West event sponsored by Sierra as part of their marketing push for Tribes: Vengeance. Attendees of UVA LAN's enjoyed such activities as tea bagging one another, drinking themselves into a stupor, and enjoying drama that seems to accompany this community everywhere, all while playing tribes.

VAB Nothing left to Prove - VAB (typed in sequentially) was used to say, "bye" in tribes. Refers to the eventual thread every team who ever made #1 in a tribes ladder would make when they inevitably retired a few days later so nobody could knock them from their spot. You weren't a top team unless you made a VAB nothing left to prove thread.

VAV - Typed in sequentially in tribes, was used to say, "how'd that feel?" Now is used as a way of saying, "owned."

Veterans - When TW was first started you were either a member or an admin. After TW's first year, Rayn had titles of people who had been members for a year automatically change to "verteran". People now use their vet status as a form of dr. Seuss sneetch style social standing. Rayn has said he regrets ever doing it.

Virus Time - An IRC log was released where sKILLz of the tribe NuTz discussed giving a virus to an individual who knew of their cheating. He typed "VIRUS TIME" repeatedly. This was the first and only time he ever correctly spelled two words in a row.

WCOTC - World Church of the Creator, a forum for a neo-nazi group which tw launched several invasions on. The creator, Matt Hale, was later arrested for soliciting to have a federal judge killed.

Yoda - First to write a suicide letter on TW. Later wrote a scathing post about one of his proffessor who was then contacted by a TW member. Yoda's post was e-mailed to him. This was one of the factors that started a rule of not messing with people IRL. Reference 1 ... Reference 2
 
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I like how jislan stalks me and then just totally fabricates the section involving me, yet claims im stalking him.
 
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what
 
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Tribalwar: We invented lol
 
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wat
 
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VIRUS TIME
 
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meemu :]

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I know for sure that "SuicideTaxi is God" was created here
 
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I know for sure that "SuicideTaxi is God" was created here
so was SuicideTaxi <3s MadCat
 
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I know for sure that "SuicideTaxi is God" was created here
i swear every post you make is even ****tier than your last one
 
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I know for sure that "SuicideTaxi is God" was created here



I just re-read the TW goatse's 300k thread,
 
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I am the Goatse Man, so that means that TW invented Goatse. I did it for you
 
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I just re-read the TW goatse's 300k thread,

wat
 
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