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Have questions about your life and existence? Wish you had a little Jesus in your life or want to know more about the Christian faith? Come here and find out a little bit of what God has in store for you!

I will start out by mentioning a quality life changing experiment you should try. I encourage all atheists, nonbelievers, and even believers to try this experiment with me and see how your life is changed.

All you have to do is sit in a comfortable and quiet place. Close your eyes (or keep them open if you want) and say (talk audibly, I will get into this later if you want to know why)

"Lord Jesus Christ, I admit I am an unbeliever. But I truly want to experience you in my heart. I know you are willing so please allow the Holy Spirit to soften all resistance towards you and enter my heart and show me your Glory. Help me see what you want me to do in this life."

After such a prayer get up and go about your daily business. If the Lord God does not offer an opportunity to further see his glory then forget about it. But knowing what I do about my faith I am sure God will manifest himself to you in some way. Try this experiement and see what happens. At worst, what you lose 15 secs of your life? At best your life will be forever changed. Try it TW!
 
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Jesus built my hotrod.
 
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shut the **** up.
 
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Catholicism > *
 
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In before Reggs.
 
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jesus wasnt a christian... thread over
 
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get ****ed
 
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Catholicism has some aspects in its religion that goes against what Jesus stated in his human life. The Roman Catholic Church is the modern day Pharisee.
 
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make money get *****es
 
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Mohammad shoots...

Jesus saves!


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I like this thread....me wonders what tags will follow....
 
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This is going to end well.
 
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none of jesus' teachings were his either. nor did morality begin with christianity... its a natural product of social evolution and not exclusive to humans.
 
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jesus wasnt a christian... thread over
Jesus followed the Law of God while preaching the new Gospel. Though he was a Jew by practice he introduced the new Gospel according to God's New Testament economy.
 
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Catholicism has some aspects in its religion that goes against what Jesus stated in his human life. The Roman Catholic Church is the modern day Pharisee.
The Roman Catholic Church is a direct link to the original traditions and teachings of Jesus

Protestant interpretation of the Bible is terrible.

Now I'm done with this thread; unless called out.
 
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none of jesus' teachings were his either. nor did morality begin with christianity... its a natural product of social evolution and not exclusive to humans.
Jesus never stated anything about morality, just the law of God. Jesus's teachings were of God's will so yes you are correct in saying that his teachings werent necessarily his.
 
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You poor weak minded ****.

Practice what you preach and STFU. You should go live in the woods and wipe your ass with your beard. Thats ****ing christianity man.


One of the most heinous posts I've ever seen on TW.
 
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