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Nico in 3.. 2.. 1..

theres many mor choices to be had here rustee

binary questions r for normis

farting of course, way more variety

I like to go for the combo, when you sneeze and that initiates a fart

Waiting for LGBR's opinion.

What if you like to sneeze and fart at the same time

Farting feels ****ing great, relieves that pressure build up. Sneezing is just ****ing annoying.

rusty kill yourself

like making me choose between my kids...

There is an answer. but I refuse to give it.

Let's not forget those times a small poop is suspended in the launch cavity

If you're not sure, never gamble on a fart...

Farting 100%

I do like a good bent over sneeze, but when you do a stair climbing fart and even get the note to ascend on every step - life doesn't get much better, and you think, look what I just achieved and no one will ever know about it.

Told u nico would be here.

sneezing feels really good to me, which ironically i just had a conversation about with a friend who is currently dying from allergies.

farting CAN feel better, and its actually rare for me to have farts that stink based on my normal diet. but the risk of stinkiness i think takes some points away from farting.

the stinkiness is the best part wtf

someone page nofix

Originally Posted by Amadeus

the stinkiness is the best part wtf

someone page nofix

are these the types of jokes that kill in your social circle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ07OvpzOeA

Sneezing

Although, up until about 5 years ago, my sneezes would almost always some in three. Since then, however, my sneezing can now be described as an 'attack' and I can sneeze 15+ times in a row. When they are done, the adrenaline rush I get from the sneezing is awesome BUT... - and thankfully this has only happened a few times - when I am driving, it's scary as ****.