It seems that humans are often at odds with nature. It's not healthy to always do the opposite of what Mother Nature wants from us.
And Mother Nature wants us to poop on all fours.
So, I am proposing a simple way to use the toilet at home. You can try it out using some cheap wheel risers from the local auto store:
If you want, you can cut up a yoga mat to pad these for any women in the home.*
Now what? Some of you have already figured it out because you are ****ing genius. But, to spell it out - put one on each side of your ****ter.
Pro tip - rope the back corners together so they don't slide apart
Then get down on all fours, back up to the crapper and let loose.
So easy. So stress free. So natural.
You are not going to stroke out doing this because this is how God intended us to ****.
* Feel free to take this idea and profit from it.
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