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It seems that humans are often at odds with nature. It's not healthy to always do the opposite of what Mother Nature wants from us.

And Mother Nature wants us to poop on all fours.

So, I am proposing a simple way to use the toilet at home. You can try it out using some cheap wheel risers from the local auto store:



If you want, you can cut up a yoga mat to pad these for any women in the home.*

Now what? Some of you have already figured it out because you are ****ing genius. But, to spell it out - put one on each side of your ****ter.

Pro tip - rope the back corners together so they don't slide apart

Then get down on all fours, back up to the crapper and let loose.
So easy. So stress free. So natural.

You are not going to stroke out doing this because this is how God intended us to ****.



* Feel free to take this idea and profit from it.
Mi baņo es tu baņo
 
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maybe i need pictures cause - my penis hit water and the skid marks migrated from the back of the bowl to the front of the tank. instructions not working well for me
 
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Instructions unclear, **** covered balls, and penis sucked down toilet.
 
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You ****ing noobs. Now you want designer, form fitted animal crappers already. Jesus. Get the duct tape out.
 
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[img]https://c.tenor.com/gAkcNz5gAIoAAAAM/holy-****-balls-omg.gif[/img]
 
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Alright. Perhaps the toilet seat should be removed and mounted vertically to form an ass gasket.
 
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Plasmatic
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I always press my ******* directly against the nearest wall before ****ting.
 
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Hmm. I imagine that helps to get some spread and to flatten out the folds.
 
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I hope that whatever timothy mcveigh thing you have planned with your kkk friends will not involve me
 
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