This thread is dedicated to Lemon

C'MON GUYS HE LOST A THIRD OF HIS BODYWEIGHT PLUS 30 POUNDS TO GET DOWN TO 25 BMI DON'T HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE SUPER SIZED FRIES
 
man i want a super sized fries

i eat mcdonaold like once a year i thikn its about that time
 
lemon goes out of his way to attack me and dozens of other TeeDubbers every day. Some of you put up with it, but I like to return the favor, even though it goes against my personal belief system. I don't do anything until lemon makes the first move, but then I expend whatever effort it takes to no longer be pissed off. Currently, every time lemon negreps me (which he falsely claims he doesn't care about rep, then why does he spend all god damn day negging people?) I spend a half hour tagging all his posts with "lemon licked my butthole" which is now the most popular tag on The TeeDub.

I don't need to lose weight. I lost ⅓ of my body weight 5 years ago, and ~30-ish more pounds since then. I run 5k or more at least five times a week. My legs are solid cut muscle and I don't have any flab anywhere. I don't have a gut to speak of, my blood pressure is ideal, and my cholesterol levels are optimum. The only health issue I have atm is a plantar wart on the inside of my middle finger between joints. The dermatologist hasn't been able to get rid of it even after three years of treatment.

And, as much as I like lemonade, drinking it only makes me thirstier.

:rofl:

[you do realize this is an admission he gets under your skin. gl trying to get rid of him like that [strike]genital[/strike] errr, plantar wart]
 
Sorry if I ruined your lemon party
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you old buttlicker, you. [emoji13]
 
I don't need to lose weight. I lost ⅓ of my body weight 5 years ago, and ~30-ish more pounds since then.

So how does that math work?

It seems like you'd have to start at over 300 pounds if you're at a "normal" weight now. Tell us tubby tommy where lemon touched you.
 
in the butthole

my butthole puckers over your sour lemony goodness

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This thread turned out just the way I wanted.

Let's have another go at it at the end of the month, when lemony snickets gets his VetX
 
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