[so] pretty fucked up. [scared]

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WiLd_FiRe

Veteran XX

• Jun 18, 2008

• #141

guys she is not cheating on him, she just had to 'work' late

 

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Teratos

• Jun 18, 2008

• #142

That sucks man, what a bad day:
* Girlfriend has herpes
* You probably have herpes
* Girlfriend was cheating on you
* The internet made fun of you

reZolut said:

i'd be suprised if ender actually has any of the following in real life:

a breitling
an iphone
a Macbook air
a girlfriend
a dog


notice that i didn't list herpies

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Teratos

• Jun 18, 2008

• #143

Aren't you the guy that said "I'm 18 and I think I can say this with experience..."?

 

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bam

Veteran XX

• Jun 18, 2008

• #144

I still think this is a troll, but if not... god damn

 

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TonyElTigre

Veteran XX

• Jun 18, 2008

• #145

is a troll for sure, TW is the troll zone lately

 

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Rayn

• Jun 18, 2008

• #146

bam said:

I still think this is a troll, but if not... god damn

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it's either a troll which makes him look like a retard or he actually is a retard, this is a no-win situation for him.

he's probably freaked out that he has now joined the ranks of the people who have to hunt for ass on craigslist looking for other diseased herpephytes because no one else wants that leper cock in their no-no place and is cutting it off with a butter knife.

so dirty must clean



wat

 

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Morganstern

Veteran XV

• Jun 18, 2008

• #147

Even thinking about searching for a woman on craigslist makes me shutter...

 

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Fate

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jun 18, 2008

• #148

Ender said:

In other news, I did 2x better then the average for my midterms.

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So if the class averaged 60%, you got 120%? Good job.

 

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comatoast

Guest

• Jun 18, 2008

• #149

Ender said:

In other news, I did 2x better then the average for my midterms.

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I will assume one of these midterms wasn't English.

 

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bam

Veteran XX

• Jun 18, 2008

• #150

I will assume one of the midterms didn't involve math either...

 

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Emissary

Veteran XV

• Jun 18, 2008

• #151

Rayn said:

it's either a troll which makes him look like a retard or he actually is a retard, this is a no-win situation for him.

he's probably freaked out that he has now joined the ranks of the people who have to hunt for ass on craigslist looking for other diseased herpephytes because no one else wants that leper cock in their no-no place and is cutting it off with a butter knife.

so dirty must clean



wat

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Fancy Cat

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jun 18, 2008

• #152

ender calculated it out just like he calculated that Hawaii would win the bowl game

check your math kid

 

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dgamer

Veteran X

• Jun 18, 2008

• #153

I might actually have herpes now too.

Spoiler

But the common mouth cold sore kind of herpes, not the genital, rot-your-penis kind of herpes

 

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Flunky

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jun 18, 2008

• #154

hey guys....




























HERPES!!!

 

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Rayn

• Jun 18, 2008

• #155

I can just see the look of indecision on the next chick he tries to sleep with's face when he tells her he's got the herp

hmmmm
sex with this ender dude
or
no possibility of having painful outbreaks of open sores on my genitalia for the rest of my life

I don't think it will take long.

 

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Fancy Cat

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jun 18, 2008

• #156

but he's such a bomb ass cool dude

and what a catch!!!!

 

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Flunky

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jun 18, 2008

• #157

remember Ice Pirates?

 

Killjoy

Veteran XX

• Jun 18, 2008

• #158

Ice Pirates FTW

 

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telos

• Jun 18, 2008

• #159

When your dick falls off you should keep it in a jar on your desk.

 

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Nefilim

Veteran X

• Jun 18, 2008

• #160

Fancy Cat said:

but he's such a bomb ass cool dude

and what a catch!!!!

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You forgot about his $7000 watch.

What chick wouldn't want to bang Ender. What's a little herpes when you could stare at that freaking awesome watch while Ender works his 4" blistered cock in and out.