mitch can't do wat his maid could do by herself in like 1 second

dood gave her $15 in retirement cash b/c his warner bros. education taught him that's like $5 billion in ceylon

but he can't do wat she can do

sad!

Originally Posted by easilyodd

I was really trying to bring up the point that you know it's him because you can't see his hand or feet. ...cuz he's so short.










...and racist.

Yeah thanks Juggle****.

he's rite tho, ur a racist

not that there's anything wrong w/ that

i'm just saying

ur racist bruh

Originally Posted by Mitchdubai

I have a Sri Lankan. That's why it's the first time I've done this solo in 23 years. Happily wait another 23 before attempting it again.

wtf

bad man

At least I'm consistent.

Originally Posted by Mitchdubai

At least I'm consistent.

Short and racist.

holy ****, man. op is like almost word for word as the new thread. weird. senility setting in?

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Originally Posted by amRam

No idea. I have a wife to handle these administrative tasks.

This.

lmao fking loser yuppies pretending they aren't putting their blankey on the bed

"IT'S A ~DUVET~!"

Originally Posted by Mitchdubai

Tomorrow I might have to try ironing. Although to be honest **** that **** and just hope nobody notices my shirts are a bit creased.

When I first started out I had to iron my own shirts. I hated doing it until I achieved a quiet meditation and it became my Zen.

what about a tent in a tent

Originally Posted by sehvi

what about a tent in a tent

That's reaching for some "Inception" level ****.