No Laurie For Me (NLFM)

That's a relief. With her logging a lot of time caring for his dying dad, a judge would LOVE to destroy him.
 
She is going to cheat again, and that's what her new love does not understand. I've never met Laurie, and do not want to, but I can guarantee she will cheat on him.
 
Happy for you.

If you got bored you could still be a pretend Pastor. It would be amusing to infiltrate a bunch of fairy followers, develop trust and then one day tell a full house that It's ALL BS! And just walk out. Please get it on video.

A friend owns a supplement chain here and recently dropped off some samples. One was a bag of capsules that he reckons work like viagra or something. He suggested I try them. I don't need them and am a bit apprehensive about the idea of maybe having a rock hard hard on for an excessive period. Thinking about giving them to my boss who is a bit older.
 
vanter doesn't need ms right. he needs ms right now. and this is a good thing.

edit- ya nmag your boss may not need help fucking you, but at least this time mabye you'd enjoy it fast, like ms ngfm
 
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It kicks in when the time is right. usually during foreplay. No, I'm not walking around with a boner the whole time, but it does get big easily. 5 hours after taking the pill, it stays rock hard for 60 minutes while in bed. After coming it shrinks down. By the 5th day it becomes soft and doesn't work as well. Or it will start out hard then become soft after a few minutes. So I have to make her come fast before it goes soft.
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Pls no ngfm think of all the virgins on TW
 
Vanster said:
She is going to cheat again, and that's what her new love does not understand. I've never met Laurie, and do not want to, but I can guarantee she will cheat on him.
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She already cheated on him. They broke up and she fucked a married painter who painted the house. Then the guy moved to Texas and Laurie was saying it was over. She was with a new guy that week. Then he comes back, puts a ring on her finger, and plans to build her a house.

No, I never remarried Laurie 27 years ago because I knew this day was coming. Florida is not a common law marriage state.
 
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I have a few jobs in early semi retirement. I work for this guy ~ 2 days a week. Lives around the corner. Picks me up and drops me off. All jobs jobs close to home. Technical kind of hands on work. Good exercise and pays well. Beats the shit out of being in an office all day. Can be fukin hot in summer some days.
 
NGFM has shed a lot of physical weight. He is now in the process of shedding about 1000x that in emotional baggage.
 
Can you imagine how many people NGFM could command if he had a bad heart? Like, if he went all Jim Bakker with Laurie as his Tammy Faye?

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He's too good for that shit but Laurie strikes me as a complete Tammy Faye type.

Check some of this shit out...

 
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not rly i was just mostly thinking if laurie's at all bangable nemore plus ngfm could totally get way better milf and gilf material living in florida that shit's like a wine cellar 4 pussy
 
wat i can imagine is brasstax boombering up my internet flow b/c the dood's like a bad dad who shows up w/ his son 2 pick up the prom date then hands over the keys all like "be careful with ol' gloria, that pinto can really kick if you lose your focus"
 
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