could go godfather style and he wake up with his horse's head in the bed
Petition to put this thread into the hall of fame.
It is one of the funniest yet saddest in TW history.
staying calm when your woman is flipping out mad is such a recipe for disaster lol
LOL agreed. it always makes them even more mad. one of my favorite things to do is just turn around and walk away and go out the door and get in the car and take a drive, completely ignoring them when they are being unreasonable. that always pisses them off too.
(anything) when your woman is flipping out mad is such a recipe for disaster lol
how do you remember all of these exact dates? do you keep a journal or something?
Thanks, the first title was simply, "I'm not with Laurie..." then I kept thinking and then No Laurie For Me came into my head.I know this is peeling back the curtain a bit, but, is anyone else impressed by ngfm's joke about nlfm?
We sing karaoke together at my house. I have my keyboard, speaker, and microphones in front of my main TV. I have various playlists of karaoke songs on YouTube. I play the songs on the TV and play along on my keyboard. She sings along too but it not a pro singer. This is actually a good idea to have something to do at the house. You don't need a karaoke machine, but rather a speaker with a few microphones. Find your favorite songs on YT, see if there is a karaoke version, and add it to a playlist. Co-Worker did this. Whenever he has a party at his house, he has a speaker with a few microphones. The songs play through his TV system, and people sing along with their voice coming out of a speaker, that has 4 microphones set up. Some of the microphones are wireless. It's a lot of fun.Can the new chick sing? Is she going to be in the cover band? She could at least play a tambourine like Linda McCartney.
Yes, I'm not home right now, I'm with the new GF at her condo. But the other texts are similar with Laurie going off on me for no reason. At first I didn't keep them, but then I decided to screen capture them one at a time and transfer the pics to my computer. Not only did I keep the texts, but I have voice memos of her going off on my at the house. If I tried to video tape her rants, then she become a nice person and plays to the camera. So I would hit the record button on voice memos, which is only the sound, and get the conversation that way. If your GF is going off on you and won't stop, take out your phone and start video taping. They'll stop acting up. When I did this Laurie would take out her phone and video tape me as well, or she would try to take my phone away.Can you show us more texts?
Jesus Laurie is awful in her texting
I don't think I'd have been able to put up with that shit for 25 to 30 years you did
Also what's with her saying she's going to fuck someone in texting? Like we all know this for years that she will cheat regardless but she is even telling you she's going to like WTF that is twisted when she keeps calling herself christian
I don't know how you haven't called her out to her fake church friends I would just send that text to all her christian buddies but your a lot nicer than me ngfm
petition to change ngfm to nlfm
I have voice memos of her going off on my at the house. If I tried to video tape her rants, then she become a nice person and plays to the camera. So I would hit the record button on voice memos, which is only the sound, and get the conversation that way. If your GF is going off on you and won't stop, take out your phone and start video taping. They'll stop acting up.
Is the "new GF" aware of Laurie?
And she's no catch so you've gotta imagine who she's pulling in...