Originally Posted by JuggerNaught

Im sure you are positive you have a 'gotcha' moment

I am also positive he has.

In other news, when Juggernaut has some self-esteem and encouragement, and decides to start posting, TW is as entertaining as it's ever been.

If you could somehow codify what I've just said into me being owned by you, I think I might orgasm. You are the most entertaining person here.

thunderdork has people on ignore

someone doesnt like their retarded views being challenged and needs an echo chamber to get through life

p sad when amapedo / lozza retard / mc dumpsterfire / and other degen progressive scum can handle opposing opinions on this forum

Originally Posted by Vanster

I am also positive he has.

In other news, when Juggernaut has some self-esteem and encouragement, and decides to start posting, TW is as entertaining as it's ever been.

If you could somehow codify what I've just said into me being owned by you, I think I might orgasm. You are the most entertaining person here.

nobody is even talking to you. thanks for stopping by, crawl back in your bottle

I own this forum, and will speak when I want.

You told someone to "go read a book," and it makes me ask the rhetorical "what was the last book you read?"

Janet and John?

I'll say it: you have not read a book in your adult life. Name a single one, I will read it, and ask you questions about it. Sorry, being a teacher never goes away.

tl;dr: Juggernaut has never read a book that he was not made to in childhood. He can barely read forums, much less a book. I'll stand by that.

nobody likes vanster more than himself

except when he is talking about killing himself

(needs attention)

Originally Posted by Vanster

I own this forum, and will speak when I want.

You told someone to "go read a book," and it makes me ask the rhetorical "what was the last book you read?"

Janet and John?

I'll say it: you have not read a book in your adult life. Name a single one, I will read it, and ask you questions about it. Sorry, being a teacher never goes away.

tl;dr: Juggernaut has never read a book that he was not made to in childhood. He can barely read forums, much less a book. I'll stand by that.

You wont stand by except the beer display at the grocery store.

Dont get all uppity about reading because you have read multiple warrants given to you.

Originally Posted by JuggerNaught

You wont stand by except the beer display at the grocery store.

Dont get all uppity about reading because you have read multiple warrants given to you.

what warrants?

Lisa knows who havax is, and kind of likes him. She has no idea who you are.

What warrants? Lemon and your other fish are out searching, and return nothing. Why do you care so much about me? What warrants, dip****?

Originally Posted by Vanster

what warrants?

Lisa knows who havax is, and kind of likes him. She has no idea who you are.

What warrants? Lemon and your other fish are out searching, and return nothing. Why do you care so much about me? What warrants, dip****?

I couldn't possibly give less of a **** about whoever Lisa is than i do right now and thats if i had 20 minutes to warm up.

I don't care at all about you. Not one iota. The equipment to measure how little of a **** i give about your existence has not been invented yet.

^ continues to post endlessly in at least 2 paragraphs about all the not caring

Originally Posted by Vanster

I own this forum, and will speak when I want.

You told someone to "go read a book," and it makes me ask the rhetorical "what was the last book you read?"

Janet and John?

I'll say it: you have not read a book in your adult life. Name a single one, I will read it, and ask you questions about it. Sorry, being a teacher never goes away.

tl;dr: Juggernaut has never read a book that he was not made to in childhood. He can barely read forums, much less a book. I'll stand by that.

actually scooby owns this forum

Originally Posted by Mitchdubai

^ continues to post endlessly in at least 2 paragraphs about all the not caring

Sentences midget...sentences

can we get a bigger shovel up in here for living balloon man.

Also, you don't need 20 minutes to warm up, a resting pulse rate of 90 due to epic fat****ery is a perfect place to start.

stand up when you talk to me...

oh never mind

It's like someone said "Hey Juggs try being funny, or juggling chainsaws" and after chopping off several fingers and a foot, he tried comedy. And it turned out the chainsaw thing was the better result.

but you're still short.

Originally Posted by JuggerNaught

but you're still short.

I'm around 25th percentile in height. You're way past 99th percentile in weight. You don't understand what any of that means. Which is why you're way past 99th percentile in weight. Hi 5. In the chins. With a KFC family bucket.

What's the forehead percentile?

Originally Posted by easilyodd

What's the forehead percentile?

Fivehead. Probably well over 90th. I can get a different hairstyle. Juggs can stop being fat. Neither of these things will happen.

Also, I'm sure you're a nice guy but generally a lurker who decided to chip in with a "funny". How's that going?

caught you so it's going really well. unless you think you aren't that great of a catch.

Originally Posted by Vanster

I own this forum, and will speak when I want.

You told someone to "go read a book," and it makes me ask the rhetorical "what was the last book you read?"

Janet and John?

I'll say it: you have not read a book in your adult life. Name a single one, I will read it, and ask you questions about it. Sorry, being a teacher never goes away.

tl;dr: Juggernaut has never read a book that he was not made to in childhood. He can barely read forums, much less a book. I'll stand by that.

Here's a book I've read recently.



How about you pick on someone your own size.
What is it you own again?