Sudan

Tbh Mitch is right some of y'all need to get out more tons of us contractors travel to these places all the time
 
Midge:
Botox the lips
Apply Blackface
Wear suit of armor with visor down
If anyone speaks to you, lift the visor and say
"Kwenda ta kitanda bomba mamma?"
 
Wait - I am feeling the muses tickling my codpiece....

There once was a geezer named Mitch
Who drove fucking sticks like a bitch
He went to Sudan and got a sedan
Couldn't shift and went into a ditch

An ex-patty Brit from Dubai
Went to the Sudan and tried
to make a quick bit
by shoveling shit
he quit when it got in his eye

An ornery old Queen from old blighty
Prayed loudly out loud to almighty
I say sorry dear God, I'm a sad sorry sod
Could ya lift my old pecker, cor blimey?

I could keep going for a long time.
I'll be here all week. Tell your friends ;)
 
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ever since i pignored mitch every thread reads like a bunch of schtizos yelling at the wall

like the quality of reading tw went up like 5k%
 
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