in this thread, i will write poems about things that you hate

Groove said:
1. some guy named Greg
2. he's a competing IT guy trying to steal away my biggest client (aka 50% of my income)
3. get hit by a truck/beaten to death/thrown into the Pit of Sarlacc
4. i think he rides a bike? i dunno.
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a haiku:

greg loves to talk shit
he thinks that he is all that
pipe bomb says different
 
LogRoller said:
hey buddy, haikus don't rhyme, and i just want enough source material to draw from - it does not mean i'll use it.

however, as penance for not meeting expectations, i have an excellent knock knock joke involving oranges and bananas that i can tell you the next time we get together.
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Great :)

I just wanted to see you try to rhyme something with orange. It could have been entertaining. I guess I'll have to wait and accept the knock knock joke instead.

Good day sir :sunny:
 
Psycadelc said:
1.lupus
2.its never lupus
3.it would turn into a tree of money
4.its never lupus
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for this one i can donate an illustration
notlupus.jpg
 
Son of Mothra said:
1. Shirley Phelps
2. Honestly, everything
3. Destruction of their church+family+bodies
4. Her ignorance, i guess
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i saw the church of shirley phelps
attend a funeral today
they all had signs saying "god hates fags"
and "damn all those who say they're gay"
but then a bolt of lightning true
came down and lit up shirley's head
it fried her brains inside her skull
and as we watched, she fell down dead
her soul went to the gates above
but ol st pete, her joy he quelled
"you hate the sin, the fag you love"
he said, and sent her down to hell
they stripped her down, and tied her up
while lesbians lined up round the block
who gnawed her tits and reamed her ass
and fucked her with a plastic cock
when finally she had had enough
and asked and begged for some forgiveness
the lesbos laughed and cried on out
"next time, mind your fucking business"


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That Loggy is one clever guy
His rhyming is cutting and wry
Just request a sonnet
and he'll jump right on it
With a meter to make us all cry
 
i hate that i have since upgraded to a lazer mouse.
I can no longer clean the rollers on the trackball mice and fling the dirt chips like boogers.
 
Psycadelc said:
1.lupus
2.its never lupus
3.it would turn into a tree of money
4.its never lupus
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greg house can not carry a tune
there are those who think that he's a loon
when diseases he'll miss
some will then take the piss
but to their insults he's auto immune
 
blazindave said:
1. Data
2. Won't make me a magic card
3. Raped by tentacle bukkake
4. Likes hentai
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they say that data's artifical
and that his sig file's superficial
but when cards he'll make
them that can't catch a break
all will state: "data's gay, it's official"
 
Make one about the girl who sang that shitty song bitch from the late 90's or whenever it was. Goddamnit I hated that piece of crap shit fuck stupid song.
 
1. JuggerNaught.
2. complete moron.
3. his mobile home to explode due to lack of working air conditioner
4. He makes every other man look to attractive to women when he's around.

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Xcursion said:
1. JuggerNaught.
2. complete moron.
3. his mobile home to explode due to lack of working air conditioner
4. He makes every other man look to attractive to women when he's around.

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i'll do it for you if you replace your sig (in its entirety) with my poem.
 
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