How come when Im in the ocean, I want Morgan Freeman to rip me a new asshole

hey guess what

you freaked her the fuck out and the lack of dick in her face was giving her a panic attack

hungry was probably her code word for "i want a stranger to cum in my mouth"

you creepy asshole
 
can we hear more stories about taxi, madkitten and madcat

that story was genuinely interesting and this is a fuckin great subject we should definitely dig deeper into
 
That's all I remember.

Someone said they them both walking through WalMart not too long ago though, and there she was like 9 or 10 years old in a miniskirt wearing makeup.
 
wait

dee snyder still lives in new orleans?

also, u sure do make urself out to be some sort of high-class type of dude with these references to "wal-mart" and shit

you must realize you haven't gotten a haircut in 10 years and you make computer cases based on the matrix

and you have driven a 1980 crown vic for 20 years

and it was once your taxi cab
 
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Everything considering she never lived in New Orleans, I haven't had long hair in 7 years, I've modded one computer case in my life and it looks nothing like the Matrix, I merely mentioned that someone saw them at Wal Mart and it could have been at the movies, in the mall, or walking down the fucking street, aaaaaand lastly, you almost got the Crown Vic part right, except for the years.
 
she never lived with you but madkitten was in your possession unattended ???

i don't get it

oh and bullshit on the computer case

it has some queer sentinel thing going through it

like u hacked in2 the matrix

also u keep making references to their white trashiness but you participate in the same substandard quality of life
 
She moved into my place in Reno you god damned tard


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Where do you get Matrix out of that ^
 
oh you live in reno now

fuckin deserter

hey you made a thread about a case you made

and it was the matrix

with a sentinel's tentacles popping out of the case
 
I don't live in Reno

I never made a thread about a case I made

I don't think you're very good at this dude, and you should probably stop now
 
cyanide said:
hey you made a thread about a case you made

and it was the matrix

with a sentinel's tentacles popping out of the case
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He might have made a thread, but he sure as hell didn't make the case. It was posted on Slashdot (among others) and was re-posted here.

This is the case you're thinking of.
 
Uhm

I made that case with my own two hands, and I never made a thread about it, and it doesn't look anything like the Matrix.

Well, it looks beat up and industrial, but that doesn't make it "Matrix" anything.
 
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