The Jim Morrison Soul topic

TseTse · Feb 29, 2008

Hive_Tyrant said:
Ana, have you thought about Scientology? I mean, I'm not a big fan, but they may be able to help you. They are all about past lives and shit like that. They could probably help you channel or some shit. Give them a call. God knows they have their share of crazy. You'd fit right in.

WOAH.

THIS IS AMAZING IDEA.

1. ana is smart enough to see through the bullshit of scientology, given her knowledge of multiple lives and general insight into reality

2. in exploring scientology, she might benefit from the process of both sincere investigation as well as from careful reflection

3. they cant brainwash her. it's too muddy.

4. she prolly cant afford the full ticket ride, so they'd probably offer her a job which means access to uber-secret OT 400 stuff.

5. i seriously doubt that jim... i mean ana... has anything better to do than to engage scientology and to report back to us on her wonderful adventures

Noumenon · Feb 29, 2008

Ana said:
Nothing is going on.
I'm just telling the people that I am Jim Morrison and they don't believe me, which is of course very bad for them because instead of taking this great opportunity to ask me questions about God and stuff, they are wasting it saying that I can't sing, that I'm ugly and stuff like that.

Did you really kill someone just to see what it was like?

CarpeIppon · Feb 29, 2008

Hive_Tyrant said:
Ana, have you thought about Scientology? I mean, I'm not a big fan, but they may be able to help you. They are all about past lives and shit like that. They could probably help you channel or some shit. Give them a call. God knows they have their share of crazy. You'd fit right in.

lollerchasm. Thats true. Scientology loves celebrities, and they would kill to have Jim Morrison as a scientologist.

Waks · Feb 29, 2008

Why in the hell are you ruining good songs?! Fuck off!

Rorschach · Feb 29, 2008

you gotta admit she does look like jim

and she isn't bad looking, she just needs to cover that forehead with some bangs, the part down the middle thing just doesn't work for you cuz its past 1970

Remo · Feb 29, 2008

stop the hate people!

SuicideTaxi · Feb 29, 2008

Why do people have to be so hateful 24 hours a day.

DropSquad · Feb 29, 2008

SuicideTaxi said:
Why do people have to be so hateful 24 hours a day.

why do you have to eat out this jim morrisons asshole?

Remo · Feb 29, 2008

SuicideTaxi said:
Why do people have to be so hateful 24 hours a day.

Someone once said, surviving TW is like doing two tours in Nam

SecretSquirrel · Feb 29, 2008

SuicideTaxi · Feb 29, 2008

DropSquad said:
why do you have to eat out this jim morrisons asshole?

As opposed to the other Jim Morrison's asshole?

Ana · Mar 2, 2008

Remo said:
Someone once said, surviving TW is like doing two tours in Nam

well guess what,
bad news
bad news

:ofn2:

now I have to sing Waiting for the sun
this girl at myspace wants to hear Waiting for the sun

should I sing it for her?
I guess I'll sing it,
just to satisfy her request
it's a nice song
I don't think I'll have any problems with it
actually it might be one of my best doors covers

oh well, I like it here,
I speak to myself mostly and that is so familiar.
I feel home.
you get that first impact which is always problematic but then you're imune.
you might even make some friends in the end.

scientology no thank you
I like my tibetean monks

Mangle-Me-Elmo · Mar 2, 2008

is that post iambic pentameter?

FalseMyrmidon · Mar 2, 2008

Iambic pentameter makes me want to kill puppies.

SuicideTaxi · Mar 17, 2008

Damn its been a long time since we've seen Ana

Reverend Zero · Mar 17, 2008

SuicideTaxi said:
Damn its been a long time since we've seen Ana

That's a good thing.

CarpeIppon · Mar 17, 2008

how the fuck did she follow you here anyway?

tehvul2 · Mar 17, 2008

You are a disgrace. Jim is rolling in his grave.

SweetbabyJ · Mar 17, 2008

This is the most bizarre thread i've ever seen here.

Zee2k · Mar 17, 2008

Yah quite odd.

Jim Morrison was pretty excellent.

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