Okay, smartie. Go to a party - girls are scantily clad and showing body.

Obibun said:
mraahhh what did you do tonight nerd virgin

I went out with a gorgeous blonde who has had a boyfriend for 3 years but was so charmed by me that she couldn't help but sit in a corner with her tongue down my throat for 20 minutes

how's your whole nerd thing going

get that new uber loot on that MMORPG you're playing?

nice

keep it up bro
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well, i'm about to go out, but i can tell you what i'm NOT about to do, and that's sit here defending myself on the internet like a insecure used car seller with fetal alcohol syndrome who must be seething that his liberal arts education failed to teach him basic english.
 
mrahhh

rage quit

I'm totally goin out tonight bros

mrahhh

oh hey what's that in your sig mr. cool dude

Borderlands: Fat_Balls_McGee
XBL: (race me in Forza 3 / shoot me in the face in MW2) Fat Balls McGee
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yeah I thought so

ADD ME TO X-BOX LIVE AND BORDERLANDS PLEASE

why don't you "go out"

mrahhh
 
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sadly dictionary.com is wrong.

The wonderful thing about language that a self-described internet genius will never realize is that it evolves.

It's the same reason we say "alright" instead of "all right"

And the same reason 9/10 people say "point dexter" instead of "poindexter", as Google has so graciously provided.

I'll wait while you go dictionary.com the definition of "all right" to "own" me while I sit here balling

did I mention I fuck models
 
I go with what is in the dictionary as opposed to archaic forms of the words. You, a linguist, must know that languages are evolving, much like everything else, and those archaic forms are left in the figurative dust.
 
poindexter is the archaic form broseph, it comes from the 1960's

2010's form is point dexter.

get with the times, nerd. and get fucked while you're at it.
 
bam said:
Why do you keep avoiding your Facebook group Adam Mitter?
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Because there's three people in it and it has nothing to do with me.

OH NO THREE PEOPLE

:lol:

ToV VendettA said:
Pointdexter is incorrect. You can type long winded responses calling everyone nerds all you want.

It's wrong.
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I'm sorry but according to Google 90% of people say "point dexter"

so while you nerds may hold on to some archaic form like a life preserver in a sea of virgins, the rest of the world has moved on

and you should too. it might help you finally get laid for once.
 
you dumb, delusional nerd. half the people on the internet say "should of" instead of "should have". you gonna tell me they're correct?

go back to painting star wars figurines, linguistics isn't one of your strengths.
 
Dictionaries are so far behind actual language use that they barely have any relevance in the discussion.

That's when you have to ask.. are 90% of people "wrong" ZOMG DICTIONARY or are the other 10% just a bunch of angsty nerd virgins who can't let go of what little knowledge they claim to have left?

The answer is obvious.

Fat Steve said:
you dumb, delusional nerd. half the people on the internet say "should of" instead of "should have". you gonna tell me they're correct?
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oh hey bro what's up

I totally thought you were "going out" like 15 minutes ago

and yet here you are

sweet
 
ToV VendettA said:
So what you're saying is since a lot of people use Pointdexter, it isn't incorrect?

Amazing.
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Welcome to language, you pasty faced poor excuse for a human being.

Oh shit we should probably roll back all the words we use now

ye SWINE, THINE POSTE ON THUS INTERNETED FORUMS IST DOTH INCORRECTE, I DO SAY
 
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