i'm going beer for beer with fancy in oktoberfest

i've done costa rica man

its a good time but its more of a romantic getaway with a girl, not a party town for guys

you should do acapulco

costa rica has legalized prostitution and legal gambling, why is it a romantic getaway exactly? you were just going to the wrong places. theres this hotel that if you stay there you can **** the chicks in their MP for 20 bucks an hour.

Argentina is dirt cheap, just the plane tickets cost a lot.

well i went there with my college gf and we stayed at costa verde in quepos. had the whole monkeys coming up to our rooms. did the horseback riding on the beach, zip-lining through the rain forest, sunset sailing tour, and river rafting

we went out to the bars one night and it wasn't exactly packed.

i would def do the zip-line thing again, it was TOTALLY bad ass

a ticket to costa rica from nyc is 350-450 rt

well fancy you went for a romantic getaway and thats what you got. i'm too fat for zip lining, i wanna do the atv tour in the rainforest and **** a bunch of spics. group sex with 4 girls for 80 bucks an hour sounds unbeatable.

too many hot guys!! omg

jeff likes my musical farts

Originally Posted by fraggle

a ticket to costa rica from nyc is 350-450 rt

well fancy you went for a romantic getaway and thats what you got. i'm too fat for zip lining, i wanna do the atv tour in the rainforest and **** a bunch of spics. group sex with 4 girls for 80 bucks an hour sounds unbeatable.

does it bother you that you like to pay for sex?

Originally Posted by WiLd_FiRe

so the story of 30 women living there was bull****... what a suprise

Originally Posted by Fancy Cat

akumas "house of 30 chicks" actually only consisted of 1 retarded whore with a boyfriend. albeit she was cute, but she was a retarded whore and pissed me the **** off.

all the other girls magically weren't there.

so mike took us to some random house party with 50 dudes and 6 girls

it was so awesome we all almost booked flights home the next day

mike will never plan another trip ever. and we won't be partying in his backyard ever again.

from now on ayz, glare, slogg, or i plan the trips.

done

from now on, when akuma posts i will post underneath him to explain what he really means. (the truth is usually the opposite of what he says)

mike was like "i can't wait, there are going to be so many girls this weekend all you guys are gonna get lucky"

then the only girls who end up coming out are busted whores who he has already ****ed, except for one ugly fat horse-faced blonde whom he ended up banging in the ass that night for good measure

now to be honest i didn't go to nyc to get laid so none of that bothered me

its the fact that he is a world class exaggerator about everything and then proceeded to take us to some strange house party with 50 dudes which was INCREDIBLY uncomfortable for all of us and we all felt COMPLETELY unwelcome there. and then getting him and his retarded whore friend to leave was like pulling teeth.

mikes definition of hooking us all up = he is going to bring nasty sluts that he's banged around and ensure he hooks up everynight while the rest of us are weirded out by all these whores that he has banged semi-hitting on us

no one wants his aids, i guarantee you that

wow. sounds like you had fun.

should it bother me thresh?

we had a blast in nyc thanks to fraggle, seriously, he was our ****ing savior there

and we had a good time in jersey after the first horrible night which included the house party and a huge fight in which we all almost rebooked new tickets and left

the next day i decided to take a more proactive role and talked to the guys. i kinda presented a plan in which we should stay, do the beach and hit the bar that jeff aka hellraisr had suggested the day prior after playing some beer pong.

surprisingly that was a REALLY good time.

the only ****ty thing that night was that our "hookup" at the bar ended up not to be a hookup at all.

whatever though

fraggle bought me chicken and waffles for the first time ever

and paid for prob $200 in booze alone for me

and another $200 in lap dances

fraggle is ****ing generous and if he ever ends up in okc i am going to take him out big time

Originally Posted by fraggle

should it bother me thresh?

I'm not asking if it should or not, I'm just curious if you feel ok with that.

Originally Posted by Fancy Cat

akumas "house of 30 chicks" actually only consisted of 1 retarded whore with a boyfriend. albeit she was cute, but she was a retarded whore and pissed me the **** off.

all the other girls magically weren't there.

so mike took us to some random house party with 50 dudes and 6 girls

it was so awesome we all almost booked flights home the next day

mike will never plan another trip ever. and we won't be partying in his backyard ever again.

from now on ayz, glare, slogg, or i plan the trips.

done

honestly, i dont know how the **** you actually believed any of mikes exaggerations. The general rule of thumb is to take what he says and divide it by 10. If it involves #s of girls, divide by 20.

btw when are you coming to seattle?

Originally Posted by Thresh

I'm not asking if it should or not, I'm just curious if you feel ok with that.

well obviously he does or he wouldnt do it. i think a lot of us are just on the other side of the fence because we would feel weird directly paying for sex / having sex with ppl who have sex with like 100+ ppl a year. but that montreal girl he posted brought me closer to the fence line, thats for damn sure.

When will you people hit up chi-city

trip saved, sounds like

Originally Posted by Eggi

honestly, i dont know how the **** you actually believed any of mikes exaggerations. The general rule of thumb is to take what he says and divide it by 10. If it involves #s of girls, divide by 20.

btw when are you coming to seattle?

yeah i am a bit of a sucker

also i will tell you tomorrow when i look at the schedule