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When you visit a home, go right for the toaster. Pull out the crumb tray and examine the contents. Say things like, "you really ought to clean this thing. Most people don't even know it's there."
**Preemptive "post like brasstax"
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Come in and incessantly talk politics and blame half the family for the wars they voted for.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Pointing out major flaws in their new home purchase.
Explaining how "I would've done it" instead.
Picking up your phone during a conversation and maybe have some sound playing.
p.s. I don't know why, but just thinking of some of these things makes me chuckle, partly because people do them all the time.
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VeteranXV Contributor
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take a small, very bright flashlight out of your pocket and shine it on places like the mantle and the back of the couch, run your finger through the dust, and say, "geez man, you really ought to dust the place every once in a while, it's like dust bunny central up in here"
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Change the music they're playing when you come in.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Repeatedly interject sentiments about how <some other State you live in> was better than this one.
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VeteranXV Contributor
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take a huge, stinky **** in their main bathroom, piss on the toilet seat and toothbrushes. use a bunch of toilet paper and clog their toilet, don't bother to look for plunger.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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I suppose if you were getting in their car, you could depress the pressure valve in one of the their tires just so it made a HISSSS. Then yell "Watch out for snakes" Maybe claw at the air and go "Hey look, do I remind you of cat woman <ssss ssss>
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Last edited by Brasstax; 03-22-2024 at 22:54..
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by havax
take a huge, stinky **** in their main bathroom, piss on the toilet seat and toothbrushes. use a bunch of toilet paper and clog their toilet, don't bother to look for plunger.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Validuz
Pointing out major flaws in their new home purchase.
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Our condo building is kinda divided into two towers. We went to a guys place in the other tower and as we were enjoying the view on his side I mentioned the reason I didn't buy on this side is because I was worried they could build another tower next to his and block the view a bit....I did not score any friend points.
They're now building a tower on his side.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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People often get annoyed when you have a point. Many aren't fans of reality.
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Whiny BitchX Contributor
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Move the remote
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fool
Move the remote
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Or turn the batteries around
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VeteranXV Contributor
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or take their remote and stick it into the bottom of their trash bin, use a bunch of paper towels to cover it up if it's still showing, and hope they don't find it before trash day.
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VeteranXX
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I wasn't gonna say post like brasstax i was gonna say be brasstax.
I kid i kid.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by havax
or take their remote and stick it into the bottom of their trash bin, use a bunch of paper towels to cover it up if it's still showing, and hope they don't find it before trash day.
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havax is not invited to Mazatlan
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Sour++ Contributor
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I'm too wrapped up in my own **** to work people.
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Tribalwar Staff Contributor
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Crop dusting always does the trick
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