Originally Posted by cogzinofa

I didn't want to join your stupid army anyway.

I'm going to go make my own army.

with strippers.

and blackjack.

I don't think Cael will approve of either. Do as you wish and accept your fate.

Originally Posted by EyeZ

Only good bug is a dead bug. Hundreds of men and women are enlisting today. They're doing their part, are you?

would you like to know more?

Originally Posted by lemon

loot is loot

as a member of our Intelligence Company it will be up to you to find the rum and the ships carrying it

I will certainly make note of your desires and will forward a portion of any looted Rum to your current location. Thank you for your service. Regarding a cabin boy: You are welcome to any person not employed by the TW Army to do your bidding. Loot is loot.

Good enough put bounty down as being drafted as my cabin boy.

I'll start sending strongly worded letters to the french navy demand they surrender ships to us.

I will run the commissary.

Originally Posted by Pirate Steve

Pirates don't have to worry about this ****.

you're now in Intelligence reporting to Code4

capture loot and sail the ocean in the name of TW

oh ****, make me admiral of the navy

as opposed to admiral of the army?

Originally Posted by Code4

Good enough put bounty down as being drafted as my cabin boy.

I'll start sending strongly worded letters to the french navy demand they surrender ships to us.

Bounty is nothing but loot dude. Accept that or die.

Originally Posted by Fool

I will run the commissary.

You in Support (medical). Please wash your hands.

Originally Posted by Pirate Steve

oh ****, make me admiral of the navy

until Intelligence captures some ****ing ships you guys better shut the **** up about a ****ing Navy

****

does purell count? Washing is so 1995.

I've demoted Skeletor666 and replaced him with MaxxCarnage because that was just ****ing stupid how it was.

Originally Posted by Fool

does purell count? Washing is so 1995.

If Cael approves.

i'm at half-mast right now

lol jk bro!

idk if my chub is from this thread or from thinking about a young denise richards

brb. downloading wild things

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Originally Posted by Fool

as opposed to admiral of the army?

i hereby accept the rank of Admiral of the army. Thank you.

That position is not available. You've been offered a position in Intelligence. Continued resistance will be met with death or latrine duty with Nash, whichever you prefer.