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41 - 08-30-2014, 00:25
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I didn't get drafted
It's probably the name

No one wants to say they are fighting with hitler


except maybe absent
 
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I'll still need Bounty as my Cabin Boy and Rum


lots of Rum



and not the cheap **** I want the good ****

loot is loot

as a member of our Intelligence Company it will be up to you to find the rum and the ships carrying it

I will certainly make note of your desires and will forward a portion of any looted Rum to your current location. Thank you for your service. Regarding a cabin boy: You are welcome to any person not employed by the TW Army to do your bidding. Loot is loot.
 
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i'd be a captain but i don't want to hangout with the tryhard

put me where you know my skills would be most useful
No dualies on the team (sorry it's a trust issue). lemon can I kik the **** off? I've always wanted to do that (bucket list thing) plus it sounds rhythmical. plus I can show some battle skills - if only against a vastly inferior opponent but still ...
 
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lol, Private? Really....


rev, mich, dare, kj, so many others that are far worse than I am.

Plus, I know my phonetics, and I can run a mile in under 7 minutes...
I will promote you to Corporal if you prove yourself in battle. Do not be insubordinate or you'll join Nash in the latrines.
 
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I didn't get drafted
I only draft the unwilling. You are an LT in any Company you desire.
 
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No dualies on the team (sorry it's a trust issue). lemon can I kik the **** off? I've always wanted to do that (bucket list thing) plus it sounds rhythmical. plus I can show some battle skills - if only against a vastly inferior opponent but still ...
Private
 
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I will promote you to Corporal if you prove yourself in battle. Do not be insubordinate or you'll join Nash in the latrines.
salute, awaiting orders.
 
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salute, awaiting orders.
collect tools

Thank you for your service.
 
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I only draft the unwilling. You are an LT in any Company you desire.
Pioneers. We will need some engineering and beard prowess.
 
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Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?
 
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i would like to know more
 
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Pioneers. We will need some engineering and beard prowess.
That falls under Intelligence for now. Soon we will have an engineering brigade.
 
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i would like to know more
Automatic LT.
 
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i would like to know more

Only good bug is a dead bug. Hundreds of men and women are enlisting today. They're doing their part, are you?
 
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if it involves a young denise richards, i'm in
 
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i nominate cael as tw king
 
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57 - 08-30-2014, 01:19
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I'm not joining any org where skeletor is ranked higher than private.
 
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if it involves a young denise richards, i'm in

you've been offered a position

accept it or die

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i nominate cael as tw king
cael is the spiritual leader of our Army

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I'm not joining any org where skeletor is ranked higher than private.
latrines with Nash
 
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I didn't want to join your stupid army anyway.

I'm going to go make my own army.

with strippers.

and blackjack.
 
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Pirates don't have to worry about this ****.
 
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