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Originally Posted by FngrBANG
The bible is simply what God has chosen to reveal to the reader...
It's not supposed to be a technical manual on how to run your own Universe.
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first off if there even was a 'higher power' i'm sure it wouldn't give a **** how much we knew about it, let alone care enough to produce a bulky book of gibberish
keep your mythical being bull**** in that head of yours- you know there ARE adults here
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VeteranX
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Originally Posted by FngrBANG
Actually yes. Stones also cried out. You missed that part.
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All of this grand, unmistakable, unignorable stuff happened to every tribe in the world and nobody wrote about it but these guys? You seriously believe Jesus has already come down out of the clouds already?
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by FngrBANG
The bible is simply what God has chosen to reveal to the reader...
It's not supposed to be a technical manual on how to run your own Universe.
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except the bible is written by humans and 90% of its stories are ripoffs of former cultures... so no.
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VeteranXX
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itt we see people that watched zeitgeist and declared themselves theologians
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VeteranX Contributor
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itt we see people that read the bible and declared themselves theologians
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VeteranXX
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Hey I just had an idea...
If you want to kidnap/kill someone, do it tomorrow. When someone makes a police report saying that person is missing, the police will probably think it's a prank/crazy person talking about the rapture and you'll have days to dispose of evidence/leave the area.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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crab thread
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VeteranXX
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when the rapture happens tomorrow, there will be a party at my place
booze will be provided
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Sour++ Contributor
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At least the rapture is taking place on a weekend so we can follow it on cable.
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VeteranX Contributor
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Originally Posted by Wowbagger
All of this grand, unmistakable, unignorable stuff happened to every tribe in the world and nobody wrote about it but these guys? You seriously believe Jesus has already come down out of the clouds already?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah...
And I suppose you can find at least one example of the word Jerusalem used in the Qur'an too.
Jesus has already come to see us. Now it's our turn to come & see him. You'll see.
And Fedz, have you found the adults yet?
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Sour++ Contributor
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Originally Posted by FngrBANG
Jesus has already come to see us. Now it's our turn to come & see him. You'll see.
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VeteranX
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Originally Posted by FngrBANG
Jesus has already come to see us. Now it's our turn to come & see him. You'll see.
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Jesus came out of the clouds? Are these metaphorical clouds now? What isn't some ad-hoc contrived metaphor in that passage?
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VeteranXX
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maybe fngr is refering to his burnt toast
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by FngrBANG
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
And I suppose you can find at least one example of the word Jerusalem used in the Qur'an too.
Jesus has already come to see us. Now it's our turn to come & see him. You'll see.
And Fedz, have you found the adults yet?
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It's convenient that he came to visit us back before worldwide information (news/internet/etc.) and his visit was documented in cryptic messages.
Just testing our faith?
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no sorry fngr guess i was just referring to myself
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VeteranX
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Are we all dead yet?
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VeteranXV
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im so judged right now LOLe
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