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Let's get some music going to help Mitch pass the time - actually - good thing you have internet. That apparently went down for a bit....

But! Since you have access to the magic of the internet - let's put it to good use.

First up - this dedication comes from a recent post by Smiling Canadian
This one goes out to Arthur. That's a fine kettle of fish they put you in, Art.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeEzmPs7i_U&t=2s
 
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Idk about trying to bring Arthur into relation to minge.

Seems disrespectful of Arthur. :/
 
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Also, you know, this whole little coup event with you being trapped and all, it offers a unique moment in time that we should not squander. I am not saying that this will happen, however, I would feel bad if you did not take a moment to help write your eulogy.

Again, this is not likely to happen at all. Chances are, you are going to walk right out of there and get back to old blighty like the soldiers returning from WWII. Fanfare, parades, all that.

That said, if something should go terribly wrong, like the Sudanse "army" guys in the lobby turn out to be live organ harvesters or something, how would you like to be remembered? We can work on it.

RIP MITCH
He was a genuine twat. He moved poo. A lot of poo. He hardly missed a day of terrorizing America on TribalWar.com. He never donated. He was a stingy bastard. A tenacious whiner. Not once did he take good advice. He diligently reported his poker wins but never talked about the beats.

Mitch was a ginger. A tiny, whiny little ginger. He loved Dubai and Sharia law. Mitch had slaves. He took pretty good care of his slaves, though. As far as twats go, he was one of the big ones. You can't say "twat" without thinking of old Mitchell. Try it.

Maybe something like that for a starter.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMaE6toi4mk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skdE0KAFCEA
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmjrTcYMqBM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AFjQNfNb6U
 
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...I started the red headed midget parade you dunce.

Just hide in your bathroom until Wednesday you twat
My apologies. You're a straight up comedy genius
 
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My apologies. You're a straight up comedy genius
Well. my original work does have a bandwagon like you said.

So thanks!
 
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Did you forget to pack this ****?
 
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Maybe the Gramma Poem will cheer you up...

My Gramma
A Poem In German By Mitch

meine Großmutter hat eine Muschi
es ist so groß und fett
meine Großmutter macht mich gerne
trägt es wie einen Hut

meine Großmutter liebt es, meinen Arsch zu klatschen
ich liebe es auch
dann gehen wir zusammen nach draußen
und schieben uns um den Kot herum



I'll even translate it for you

my grandmother has a *****
it is so big and fat
my grandmother likes to make me
wear it like a hat

my grandmother loves to smack my ass
i love it too
then we go outside together
and push us around the poo
 
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You could hire Glare as a bodyguard.
 
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Also, you did pack a towel, correct?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs3V_20oD4A
 
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Also, you did pack a towel, correct?
Don't the ninjas or the hotel itself provide those?
 
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So it looks like you may have to rely on an American with a gun to save your ass.

irony ++

That would be some funny **** u know, please post pics of you wearing his MAGA hat as he carries you to the airport on his shoulders.
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fake edgy thing
fake?

check your rep mitch you're the biggest joke on the forum

more than tehvul

lol
 
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Ok. You're genuinely edgy and in no way a miserable whiny ****. My mistake.
 
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I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED!

- Jerry
 
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TIP #221 - Rolling up in a mattress or sleeping under the bed can help deter organ harvesters from their goal.
It is 7:20PM in Khartoum. You should prepare...
 
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mitch has to post on a forum that hates him for a game he never played while in a life and death situation in a ****hole country because he has no family or friends willing to listen to him

-2775
 
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TIP #221 - Rolling up in a mattress or sleeping under the bed can help deter organ harvesters from their goal.
It is 7:20PM in Khartoum. You should prepare...
**** me Brass****, how bored are you every single day of your life to keep doing this?
 
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mitch has to post on a forum that hates him for a game he never played while in a life and death situation in a ****hole country because he has no family or friends willing to listen to him

-2775
Life and death

****ing drama queen baby little *****.
 
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