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Attention!
We will now sing together the song of the bloody red margarita and that ginger midget Midge.
In the 2020's he was trying to get by
In the poop-filled wasteland of Dubai
Came a roar and a thunder like he'd never heard
As his mid-life crisis descended like a big war bird
From out of the sky came a bottle of gin
Though the minarets were calling the good people in
80 little sips is what he tried
Left him staggering across the countryside
10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more,
little drinks later, he was on the floor
80 sips later, he ended his spree
nursing a pina colada into infamy
he started to dream, he started to prose
a funny ginger midget with a broken nose
He thought he flew up to seek revenge
But the schnapps shot him down, curses foiled again!
10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more
little drinks later, he was on the floor
80 sips later, he ended his spree
nursing a pina colada into infamy
now Mitch had sworn he's beat his prison of sand
so he asked the Beefeater for a new battle plan
He challenged the bottle to a real dog fight
while the jagermeister was laughing, he got him in his sight
the bloody mary was in a fix
it sat on the counter and was easy to mix
Mitch pounded once and Mitch sipped twice
and that bloody mary went spinning out of sight
10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more
little drinks later, he was on the floor
80 sips later, he ended his spree
nursing a pina colada into infamy
10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more
little drinks later, he was on the floor
80 sips later, he ended his spree
nursing a pina colada into infamy
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