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Definitely or you'll be bored. Go full alcoholic and live in a shop doorway. 10 45.45%
Occasional beer only 3 13.64%
No you moron 8 36.36%
Only the finest champagne and top quality Bordeaux. 1 4.55%
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There is one. That will be my first competition since 1983. Next March.
posting in midlife crisis thread


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Tehvul you're a ****ing idiot. That's not news of course. I'm 56, my midlife crisis ended 10 years ago. Pardon me for breaking up the slow inevitable slide to death with a few life goals, however hard that is for you to understand while you live in the Michigan equivalent of a shop doorway.
 
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You came to TW to post about your life problems, a forum where the majority donít like you. How terrible do your irl relationships have to be to vent here?

Maybe instead of taking all your lifeís failures out on other people consider just not being a piece of **** for once.
 
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You should book a flight to a real country, get drunk and miss the flight, then get banned from the airline.

















again.
 
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Ah OK brain trust. I never said where I was flying to but seems you got that. You responded like a 12 year old. So well done.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO9ia-OrGUo
 
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HAHAHA that's a funny clip. Nice one. I'll save that in case i'm ever losing an argument.
 
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Warwick is a hilarious dude, funny as hell in An Idiot Abroad
 
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Both Mitch threads are at the top of TW at the same time.

Security can tell when you're drunk, they can also smell the alcohol. You don't realize security could stop you. Happened to me once going into a theme park. I was going through the ticket area and they kept asking me if I was OK. I said yes and they let me in, but they asked a few times over and over. I used to get buzzed then go on the rides. Especially when we stayed at the onsite hotels. Didn't have to drive, so I'd drink in the hotel room.

It's kinda weird when you think about it. There's many places where one can get totally plastered, but then you have to pass through security who is checking to see if you are drunk. Theme parks, Air travel, Sporting events, Concerts. These days I wait until I'm back at the hotel or home.
 
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How did this work out?
 
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Kill yourself midxe
 
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Attention!

We will now sing together the song of the bloody red margarita and that ginger midget Midge.

In the 2020's he was trying to get by
In the poop-filled wasteland of Dubai

Came a roar and a thunder like he'd never heard
As his mid-life crisis descended like a big war bird

From out of the sky came a bottle of gin
Though the minarets were calling the good people in

80 little sips is what he tried
Left him staggering across the countryside

10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more,
little drinks later, he was on the floor

80 sips later, he ended his spree
nursing a pina colada into infamy

he started to dream, he started to prose
a funny ginger midget with a broken nose

He thought he flew up to seek revenge
But the schnapps shot him down, curses foiled again!

10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more
little drinks later, he was on the floor

80 sips later, he ended his spree
nursing a pina colada into infamy

now Mitch had sworn he's beat his prison of sand
so he asked the Beefeater for a new battle plan

He challenged the bottle to a real dog fight
while the jagermeister was laughing, he got him in his sight

the bloody mary was in a fix
it sat on the counter and was easy to mix

Mitch pounded once and Mitch sipped twice
and that bloody mary went spinning out of sight

10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more
little drinks later, he was on the floor

80 sips later, he ended his spree
nursing a pina colada into infamy

10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more
little drinks later, he was on the floor

80 sips later, he ended his spree
nursing a pina colada into infamy
 
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What the **** was that?. 2/10 get lessons from Brass****.
 
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Get shot by a duck hunter and retrieved by a labradore, Mitch.
 
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My Luna knows better than to pick up ****, so it won't be her.
 
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