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T-Dawg
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41 - 11-11-2020, 17:27
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If you go at 5 am like I do all you see are the cardio treadmill folks. No Instagram bunnies at all.
 
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Many have been listed, however:

The swole bro with a bench pulled up to the squat rack, sat and watching entire seasons of some **** on his phone between sets.
 
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Hot chicks who won't stop staring at my rock hard cock in the mirror. It's like "**** off". If you want some, just be a woman about it. I can't control it. Every time I start working out, I get a stiffy. Recently, I had to go to an oversized belt to keep it under control. I can curl a 50 with it. Not bad. Usually two chicks spotting.
 
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Scrawny teenagers with no visible muscle who insist on dicking around with stupid **** like cable crossovers and the rear delt machine. Put that **** down and go squat and bench until you've actually put on some muscle.

And people with oversize belts obvs.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG2blKU8O5k
 
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SeVeReD
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The world is my gym
Every step I take
Every bend I make
Every lift I do
Every stair I climb
Is purposeful exercise

Why would I go in a gym filled with
germs and sweat
hairy unibrow muslim arabs...
i imagined the last part
 
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Plasmatic
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Real men throw 10 thousand pounds of roof around, save 15,000 bucks and **** the gym bunnies.
 
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Real men throw 10 thousand pounds of roof around, save 15,000 bucks and **** the gym bunnies.
Real men throw 15,000 bucks around, pay some schumck to fall off his roof and ****s whatever the hell he wants
 
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More on the Instabunnies. Two hours at the smith machine doing a million sets of those ridiculous "squats" they do with 5lb on each end of the bar and exaggerated sticking out ass. 10 minutes break between each set to review the last video then reset the camera position etc., for the next set.

Three hours in the gym to do a 20 minute workout.

How many videos of that stupid **** do you think there already are on Instagram you daft *****?
 
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Hot chicks who won't stop staring at my rock hard cock in the mirror. It's like "**** off". If you want some, just be a woman about it. I can't control it. Every time I start working out, I get a stiffy. Recently, I had to go to an oversized belt to keep it under control. I can curl a 50 with it. Not bad. Usually two chicks spotting.
Have you tried tucking it into the band of your jock strap?
 
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I have to add people who talk to you when you’re trying to work out. I don’t mind a small conversation between sets, but I don’t want to hear a 5 minute rant about something you’re interested in while I am on a schedule and want to get my stuff done.

That’s why I usually wear AirPods but different gyms have cultures where it’s almost considered rude.
 
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I barely talk to anyone at temhe gym. Headphones in the whole time.
 
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That’s why I usually wear AirPods but different gyms have cultures where it’s almost considered rude.
Those are gyms that would never get my money. My gym tried getting all cool and fresh by putting a DJ in the middle of it one night a week. Idiot played **** nobody wanted to hear and danced by himself. Took the soft bastard about 3 weeks to realise everyone was still working out with headphones on and **** off.
 
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Hot chicks who won't stop staring at my rock hard cock in the mirror. It's like "**** off". If you want some, just be a woman about it. I can't control it. Every time I start working out, I get a stiffy. Recently, I had to go to an oversized belt to keep it under control. I can curl a 50 with it. Not bad. Usually two chicks spotting.
 
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If that's the hottest you can find in your gym you need a new gym.
 
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Those are gyms that would never get my money. My gym tried getting all cool and fresh by putting a DJ in the middle of it one night a week. Idiot played **** nobody wanted to hear and danced by himself. Took the soft bastard about 3 weeks to realise everyone was still working out with headphones on and **** off.
Think about this story. You are the DJ and the gym is named TW.
 
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I'm gonna think of something witty to say later, this is just a placeholder...

**** off.
 
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Brasstax
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Sometimes, it's better to just keep dancing
 
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Think about this story. You are the DJ and the gym is named TW.
 
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