Hot chicks who won't stop staring at my rock hard cock in the mirror. It's like "**** off". If you want some, just be a woman about it. I can't control it. Every time I start working out, I get a stiffy. Recently, I had to go to an oversized belt to keep it under control. I can curl a 50 with it. Not bad. Usually two chicks spotting.
Scrawny teenagers with no visible muscle who insist on dicking around with stupid **** like cable crossovers and the rear delt machine. Put that **** down and go squat and bench until you've actually put on some muscle.
More on the Instabunnies. Two hours at the smith machine doing a million sets of those ridiculous "squats" they do with 5lb on each end of the bar and exaggerated sticking out ass. 10 minutes break between each set to review the last video then reset the camera position etc., for the next set.
Three hours in the gym to do a 20 minute workout.
How many videos of that stupid **** do you think there already are on Instagram you daft *****?
Hot chicks who won't stop staring at my rock hard cock in the mirror. It's like "**** off". If you want some, just be a woman about it. I can't control it. Every time I start working out, I get a stiffy. Recently, I had to go to an oversized belt to keep it under control. I can curl a 50 with it. Not bad. Usually two chicks spotting.
Have you tried tucking it into the band of your jock strap?
I have to add people who talk to you when you’re trying to work out. I don’t mind a small conversation between sets, but I don’t want to hear a 5 minute rant about something you’re interested in while I am on a schedule and want to get my stuff done.
That’s why I usually wear AirPods but different gyms have cultures where it’s almost considered rude.
That’s why I usually wear AirPods but different gyms have cultures where it’s almost considered rude.
Those are gyms that would never get my money. My gym tried getting all cool and fresh by putting a DJ in the middle of it one night a week. Idiot played **** nobody wanted to hear and danced by himself. Took the soft bastard about 3 weeks to realise everyone was still working out with headphones on and **** off.
Hot chicks who won't stop staring at my rock hard cock in the mirror. It's like "**** off". If you want some, just be a woman about it. I can't control it. Every time I start working out, I get a stiffy. Recently, I had to go to an oversized belt to keep it under control. I can curl a 50 with it. Not bad. Usually two chicks spotting.
Those are gyms that would never get my money. My gym tried getting all cool and fresh by putting a DJ in the middle of it one night a week. Idiot played **** nobody wanted to hear and danced by himself. Took the soft bastard about 3 weeks to realise everyone was still working out with headphones on and **** off.
Think about this story. You are the DJ and the gym is named TW.