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The largest mall in the world is in China btw.

Those ****ing chinks!!!!!

Originally Posted by motoxbudd

no one goes to the beach, cuz its 120+ degrees in the air, and ocean feels like hot bath water.

That's completely untrue.

Originally Posted by henry

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Check out that crowded beach.

I see your crowded beach and I raise you my crowded beach that's 1000x nicer.

Where are the pedalos?

Is that Arabic for birth certificates?

Originally Posted by Vanster

That's completely untrue.

oh really? perhaps there was just massive heat waves each of the 10+ times i visited.

Originally Posted by motoxbudd

oh really? perhaps there was just massive heat waves each of the 10+ times i visited.

Dude, if you're stupid enough to go in August 10 times, you suck at being a tourist. I'm just leaving for work now, it's 7:30 am, 20 degrees, by lunchtime it will be 28. Do the conversion yourself if you're from Americuh. Not a cloud in the sky, just a beautiful day. I'll respond to the rest of the drivel on here when I get back from work, in between firing up the barbie and having a few cold ones in my lovely green garden. There are some absolute peaches here for me to work with.

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Originally Posted by Mitchdubai

Dude, if you're stupid enough to go in August 10 times, you suck at being a tourist. I'm just leaving for work now, it's 7:30 am, 20 degrees, by lunchtime it will be 28. Do the conversion yourself if you're from Americuh. Not a cloud in the sky, just a beautiful day. I'll respond to the rest of the drivel on here when I get back from work, in between firing up the barbie and having a few cold ones in my lovely green garden. There are some absolute peaches here for me to work with.

i have never, and will never visit dubai for pleasure. also, thanks for proving my point. middle of winter = 84 degrees fahrenheit. ya, sounds like a great place to live dude.

I thought this was really cool looking.

Originally Posted by Rooster!

only made it through page 2 but it's amazing how many of you idiots get trolled by NGFM.

He's not trolling.

Originally Posted by Mitchdubai

Dude, if you're stupid enough to go in August 10 times, you suck at being a tourist. I'm just leaving for work now, it's 7:30 am, 20 degrees, by lunchtime it will be 28. Do the conversion yourself if you're from Americuh. Not a cloud in the sky, just a beautiful day. I'll respond to the rest of the drivel on here when I get back from work, in between firing up the barbie and having a few cold ones in my lovely green garden. There are some absolute peaches here for me to work with.

i have a hard time believing that dubai is below freezing mitch

Originally Posted by Artemis Pockels

i have a hard time believing that dubai is below freezing mitch

he said celsius. 28 c is 84 f. 84 ****ing degrees dead in the middle of winter. ya, sounds like the place to be in summer.

Originally Posted by motoxbudd

he said celsius. 28 c is 84 f. 84 ****ing degrees dead in the middle of winter. ya, sounds like the place to be in summer.

no he didnt say celsius and so he must have meant fahrenheit because the metric system is ****ing dumb

These idiots get what they deserve. A whole city built by slave labor, on credit, and in a barren wasteland of a desert was doomed to fail from the start. At least the slaves will get to go home now or be sent further into the desert to die (either way they will be better off).

Every society has their parasite class. I absolutely love it every time their greed backfires on them. In this case, "backfire" doesn't even come close to describing the situation. Note: by parasites, I am referring to anyone in the middle east with the title "Shah", or "Prince", or "Mullah". In this country, we call ours "elites". Same ****, different *******.

They are arguably the ones most responsible for all the terrorism over there. If they weren't so greedy and actually threw a few crumbs to their people every once in a while, everyone there wouldn't be so dirt-poor and hopeless that the only thing they have to believe in is terrorism.

Originally Posted by Artemis Pockels

no he didnt say celsius and so he must have meant fahrenheit because the metric system is ****ing dumb

actually, the american standard is dumb. metric ****ing rules. i wish we could ****ing get rid of the stupid ****ing retarded feet/inches/miles/ounces/gallons/fahrenheit/etc.... so ****ing stupid.

Originally Posted by Artemis Pockels

i have a hard time believing that dubai is below freezing mitch

metric system d00d

Originally Posted by Mitchdubai

Such as? As I have already said I was up there on Saturday and everything was fine, visitors have been up there daily for a month now. I would estimate about 60 people went up in the half hour time slot I was on. Assuming they run 12 hours a day thats 1440visitors a day, just approx. What "glaring issues" would force them to suddenly shut down? My best guess, and it's just a guess, is the lifts. There are only two, they are the fastest elevaotors in the world, to 124th floor in approx one minute. They must be pushing the envelope on this technology, maybe they need some maintenance. The elevator ride was unbelievable, smothness I just didn't expect . Wasn't even sure we were moving until my ears popped.

This sounds like the response of a Britany Spears fan defending her latest album. You really are talking out of your ass.

Nimrod is laughing his ass off somewhere right now, and this giant turd will be matchsticks within 60 months. Vibration will destroy it.