Originally Posted by Leiawen

This thread reminds me of when I first moved to the USA in 2004. The first time I ever went into a 7-Eleven I got a hot dog, and I remember standing and considering my options when it came to condiments.

Then I saw it. A machine with a pair of buttons...one marked 'Push Here for Free Chilli', the other 'Push Here for Free Cheese'. I remember feeling a mixture of desire and revulsion.

7-Eleven chilli dogs are now my guilty pleasure. Sometimes I get one if I have to stop to use the Citibank ATM, even though I know I shouldn't.

Originally Posted by TseTse

I know, I know.

I feel better for having made my confession.

711 chili dogs will eat the ass out of most guys

We used to make "Death Nachos" from 7-11 when we had the munchies after partying. Chili cheese jalapeños etc. I think my ******* would spread the next day like the red sea

Originally Posted by Beren

so those that go the yellow... do you just go that on hotdogs, or is that the mustard you always use?

Just hotdogs.

I use honey mustard or stone-ground mustard for all of my other mustard needs.

hmm.... I currently have available to me, chili, hot dogs, onions, and cheese.


how can I use this information to create a gastronomically irresponsible combination of flavors which could displease the brain, yet please the taste buds?

you have all you need to complete your mission. go forth.

I would recommend cutting the hot dog lengthwise into at least quarters and then frying them up until they brown a bit.

I would also recommend putting both fresh and slightly sautéed onions on your hot dog.

Originally Posted by Leiawen

This thread reminds me of when I first moved to the USA in 2004. The first time I ever went into a 7-Eleven I got a hot dog, and I remember standing and considering my options when it came to condiments.

Then I saw it. A machine with a pair of buttons...one marked 'Push Here for Free Chilli', the other 'Push Here for Free Cheese'. I remember feeling a mixture of desire and revulsion.

7-Eleven chilli dogs are now my guilty pleasure. Sometimes I get one if I have to stop to use the Citibank ATM, even though I know I shouldn't.

However, that's off topic. I concur with the spicy brown sentiment. No Beren, its not like French Mustard at all...in fact I don't ever remember eating anything like French Mustard since I moved from the UK. And now I miss it. :/

Yeah i am gonna have to get some french to put on some grilled cheese.

pressing buttons to get food sounds plain nasty.

Mustard is ****ing disgusting. It should not be on ANYTHING!

Originally Posted by bam

Mustard is ****ing disgusting. It should not be on ANYTHING!

You're not American.

Originally Posted by bam

Mustard is ****ing disgusting. It should not be on ANYTHING!

Originally Posted by Beren

Yeah i am gonna have to get some french to put on some grilled cheese.

pressing buttons to get food sounds plain nasty.

dont knock it till u try it

This is a 7 page mustard discussion. Good job TW, many will rest easy now.

Originally Posted by SRose

You're not American.

er.. mustard isn't american. Sure loved by americans, just as it is by people in every other country.

bam simply isn't not american.. he isn't human.

since someone else has already confessed I feel that I should too..

ill get a 711 chili dog once every 6months to a year, somewhere along that time frame it strikes me as the perfect food for the situation (driving home late, and drunk, usually)

it's never upset my stomach before and it's always disgustingly tasty

i, however, avoid the liquid cheese

Originally Posted by Leiawen

This thread reminds me of when I first moved to the USA in 2004. The first time I ever went into a 7-Eleven I got a hot dog, and I remember standing and considering my options when it came to condiments.

Then I saw it. A machine with a pair of buttons...one marked 'Push Here for Free Chilli', the other 'Push Here for Free Cheese'. I remember feeling a mixture of desire and revulsion.

7-Eleven chilli dogs are now my guilty pleasure. Sometimes I get one if I have to stop to use the Citibank ATM, even though I know I shouldn't.

However, that's off topic. I concur with the spicy brown sentiment. No Beren, its not like French Mustard at all...in fact I don't ever remember eating anything like French Mustard since I moved from the UK. And now I miss it. :/

The smell of mustard alone makes me wretch. Mayonnaise is in the same boat as mustard with me. However, I absolutely love bbq sauce of ketchup on my hot dogs.

Originally Posted by Leiawen

This thread reminds me of when I first moved to the USA in 2004. The first time I ever went into a 7-Eleven I got a hot dog, and I remember standing and considering my options when it came to condiments.

Then I saw it. A machine with a pair of buttons...one marked 'Push Here for Free Chilli', the other 'Push Here for Free Cheese'. I remember feeling a mixture of desire and revulsion.

7-Eleven chilli dogs are now my guilty pleasure. Sometimes I get one if I have to stop to use the Citibank ATM, even though I know I shouldn't.

However, that's off topic. I concur with the spicy brown sentiment. No Beren, its not like French Mustard at all...in fact I don't ever remember eating anything like French Mustard since I moved from the UK. And now I miss it. :/

DEATH DOG

(I eat them sometimes too)

this thread is obviously now 7-Eleven Crisis Anonymous.

is that bam?