****I AM COMING - STILL*****
I ATE THE **** OUT OF THE LAURENTIDE ICESHEET, *****ES!!!
MULTIPLE TIMES! **** CAME AND I ATE IT. IT CAME AND I ATE IT AGAIN!
**** YOU AND YOUR QUATERNARY GLACIAL PERIOD! NOM NOM
IT TRIED AGAIN AROUND 20 THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
IT WAS UP TO 2 MILES THICK DURING THE PLEISTOCENE ERA.
IT HELPED CARVE THE GREAT LAKES, CANADA AND THE USA
ABOUT 20 THOUSAND YEARS AGO THE EARTH BEGAN TO WARM. ABOUT 20 THOUSAND YEARS BEFORE YOU HOMOS AND YOUR INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.
AROUND 8 THOUSAND YEARS AGO THE LAURENTIDE WAS A FRACTION OF IT'S SIZE. WAY BEFORE HUMANS WERE MUCH OF A THING. HOMO SAPIENS SHOWED UP AT SOME POINT. I THINK I SAW SOME 13,000 YEARS AGO. LITTLE BASTARDS AND THEIR FIRE STICKS.
DID I NEED AN INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION TO MELT THAT ****?
NO!!! DICK KICK FOR YOU!
PLEASED TO MEET YOU, HOPE YOU GUESSED MY NAME WOO HOOO