Dating Sites - Hilarious? Yes.

surprised I forgot about those cartoons.. it took me like five minutes to find them on my computer too

might've been lost forever if not for scotsman

/salute
 
:lol:

some girl from BeautifulPeople went on webcam to prove to me that she's not a man

I was like "alright but your city is still like 8 hours away so I'm sorry"

and she's like "so you're saying if I was prettier you would come?"

and I was like "yeah exactly"

she is not impressed

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Kalyx said:
She's pretty, so tell her to come to you. Problem solved.

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Yeah I did but I doubt she's willing to make the 8 hour train ride to someone who just said she wasn't pretty enough to come visit

I might be up that way in a month or two though so I'll my options open
 
Maybe in the self-love department.

You're really good at sucking your own cock.

I'm trying to give you a compliment. It ain't easy.
 
Obi's a good lookin dude...I don't doubt he can pull tail...especially from chicks over the internet who are totally insecure and crazy.

I have a good friend who I've known all my life who still texts me everytime he makes out with a chick. I have to yell at him every time.

"Dude, I don't give a shit who you make out with or even fuck...we are 30 years old now, not in 5th grade! Wake me up when you do something interesting like put yor tongue in Megan Fox's asshole."
 
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