Dating Sites - Hilarious? Yes.

Obibun said:
except my girls are consistently hot as shit

and I lost my virginity when I was like 17. which I still consider fairly late but :shrug:

^ jealous nerd virgin
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Obi I too lost it at 17 (18 now though, so durr) and I agree that while it's an age that beats probably over half the other guys out there, a lot of other good looking and I guess more charismatic guys beat me to it. 16 would have been an age to be proud of, imo.
 
me says:
Well that was fast.

(she accepted my request almost instantly)

girl says:
thats what she said.....lol

me says:
So you're a comedian too..
sorry but I have to ask.. (email)?

girl says:
i was married about 7 years ago so i put a part of my married name and madien name together and got that

me says:
Aahh okay.. and the (screen name) thing?

girl says:
that just escalated into something i dont even wanna get into

me says:
hahah, yeah yeah. let's hear it.

girl says:
demanding fucker arent we?!?!

me says:
Quit whining. ;D

girl says:
yeah true that sounds more like ur thing

me says:
Let me guess.. (screen name).. has something to do with, what, (thing)?

girl says:
congrats wanna medal???

me says:
sure, got any?

girl says:
what medals?? lol
im sure u got a couple hangin off ur dick for being most sportsman like

me says:
funny.. I'm actually really big too, just going to throw that out there
 
girl says:
*sigh*
i came up with that about 9 years ago when i first created a msn account it was written on my shirt so i went with it
and then yeah it kinda escalated from there
even tho its my fav position that had nothing to do with it

me says:
hahah
aw, see. was that so hard?

girl says:
see and sadly u cant use world like hard around me lol


:lol:
 
Obibun said:
me says:
Well that was fast.

(she accepted my request almost instantly)

girl says:
thats what she said.....lol

me says:
So you're a comedian too..
sorry but I have to ask.. (email)?

girl says:
i was married about 7 years ago so i put a part of my married name and madien name together and got that

me says:
Aahh okay.. and the (screen name) thing?

girl says:
that just escalated into something i dont even wanna get into

me says:
hahah, yeah yeah. let's hear it.

girl says:
demanding fucker arent we?!?!

me says:
Quit whining. ;D

girl says:
yeah true that sounds more like ur thing

me says:
Let me guess.. (screen name).. has something to do with, what, (thing)?

girl says:
congrats wanna medal???

me says:
sure, got any?

girl says:
what medals?? lol
im sure u got a couple hangin off ur dick for being most sportsman like

me says:
funny.. I'm actually really big too, just going to throw that out there
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A conversation involving 94 chromosomes.
 
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Obibun said:
girl says:
see and sadly u cant use world like hard around me lol


:lol:
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so since you can pretty much already guarantee fucking her at will when you're back in the great white north, you really should figure out a way to up the ante and incorporate hilariousness and TW into it.
 
She had to head out but I think she works at a factory? wtf

she tells me she works in "retail, fashion merchandising and sales"

then says

girl says:
lol not really i do everything were i work including pull skids cuz the men i work with are incompitent but anywhos im gonna have to save that for another time i gotta get going ttyl
girl says:
l8r and behave lol
me says:
hah as if I ever behave
have fun
girl says:
lol yeah i know it rocks lol
 
Obibun said:
She had to head out but I think she works at a factory? wtf

she tells me she works in "retail, fashion merchandising and sales"

then says

girl says:
lol not really i do everything were i work including pull skids cuz the men i work with are incompitent but anywhos im gonna have to save that for another time i gotta get going ttyl
girl says:
l8r and behave lol
me says:
hah as if I ever behave
have fun
girl says:
lol yeah i know it rocks lol
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They're incompetent and she is mannish.
 
I'm trying to figure out where one could work in "retail, fashion merchandising and sales" and yet have to deal with skids

walmart?
 
do you have any new pictures of you with a girl that actually serve as evidence you've done more than hang out with them?
 
oh hey ptavv still in ginger disbelief chin mode?

cool bro

keep it up

some of us don't "hang out" with girls

the only time I'm ever around girls is when I'm fucking them, or attempting to fuck them

but you're some ginger friend zone magnet so I'm not surprised you don't believe this
 
ptavv said:
do you have any new pictures of you with a girl that actually serve as evidence you've done more than hang out with them?
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They are geographically separated.

The most he can do is chat them up on the Internet.
 
surely some of them had their photos taken with you obi

i'm pretty sure you've never even posted more than one photo of yourself with a girl

which all seems to indicate that you just hang out with them and get a picture taken with them once in awhile when it doesn't seem weird
 
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