1. Shirley Phelps
2. Honestly, everything
3. Destruction of their church+family+bodies
4. Her ignorance, i guess
i saw the church of shirley phelps
attend a funeral today
they all had signs saying "god hates fags"
and "damn all those who say they're gay"
but then a bolt of lightning true
came down and lit up shirley's head
it fried her brains inside her skull
and as we watched, she fell down dead
her soul went to the gates above
but ol st pete, her joy he quelled
"you hate the sin, the fag you love"
he said, and sent her down to hell
they stripped her down, and tied her up
while lesbians lined up round the block
who gnawed her tits and reamed her ass
and fucked her with a plastic cock
when finally she had had enough
and asked and begged for some forgiveness
the lesbos laughed and cried on out
"next time, mind your fucking business"