Shadow(of)Death
Veteran X
and somehow managed to impale the roof of my mouth! It's still bleeding. 
[blog] So I was eating a chocolate chip cookie today
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soundjester
Veteran XV
well, you have to be smarter than the cookie, for starters.
Shadow(of)Death
Veteran X
But really, I've probably had twice my fair share of cookies for a lifetime . .. . never before have I been harmed by one.
SirBatesAlot
Veteran X
I can feel it coming through the air tonight
My advice would be to beat whichever one of your wives that baked said cookie so you don't have this problem in the future.
HelenKeller
Blind BitchXV
stop eating cookies or you won't fit into your hermione sweater
i still remember a day in hs where my friend thought he'd be clever & have his tootsie roll pop in the back of the classroom, but block vision of this endeavor so the teacher wouldn't freak out on him (she was the kind of bitch who would). next thing i know, i look over and blood is POURING out his mouth. he somehow gashed his hard palette with the fucking sucker & required a run to the fucking ER
i still remember a day in hs where my friend thought he'd be clever & have his tootsie roll pop in the back of the classroom, but block vision of this endeavor so the teacher wouldn't freak out on him (she was the kind of bitch who would). next thing i know, i look over and blood is POURING out his mouth. he somehow gashed his hard palette with the fucking sucker & required a run to the fucking ER