in this thread, i will post the life story of tribalwar's own gon

If by years you mean a whole 2? Or maybe just figuring out how interpolate works so they can keep up?
 
I got banned from talking to my old t1 pals in irc by fraggle because I don't care what ayz posts. Fraggle has to be one of the easiest persons to troll on these forums. I mean...who gets riled up over what ayz has to say?

Good day.
 
Familiar said:
I got banned from talking to my old t1 pals in irc by fraggle because I don't care what ayz posts. Fraggle has to be one of the easiest persons to troll on these forums. I mean...who gets riled up over what ayz has to say?

Good day.
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fraggle banned you because you didn't hate on me?

lol

i'm not sure i can think of something more juvenile
 
This is very interesting. I went to UVA3 and knew nothing about this.

Wanted to see what a faggot fedz would be like too.

Edit: Oh Ruff is TSI? From Fallen?
 
ayz said:
fraggle banned you because you didn't hate on me?

lol

i'm not sure i can think of something more juvenile
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He said something to the effect of "you don't hate ayz?" and I told him I didn't care about people on tw. Then he banned me. I just wanted to talk to gon and naptown and internet friends.
 
No fight was about to happen, it was just shit talk. Nor did Bacardi ever say anything to me. He along with others was probably too drunk to remember anything correctly.
 
Part V

When Gon returned to Sarnia, he returned as a man on a mission. Gon, armed with his new LAN memories, decided to take a more proactive approach in the community. Sick and tired of forum trolls such as Vlasic, Gon created a revolutionary program called "Forum Stalker" that would refresh the forum constantly, and post a random fact right after the troll would post. Due to the fact that Vlasic was posting nearly 100 times a day, the admins quickly caught on and banned Gon. This made Gon sad :( . Gon then decided to hack the Tribalwar Forums and replace the layout with that of every tribal hacker's best friend -- The Happy Flag. Finally, the nazi admins relented and unbanned Gon. Gon was happy :) again.

While reading the forums, Gon got sick and tired of reading about admin abuse on |5150| servers, so Gon did something about it. Gon hacked the |5150| servers with the help of ex-fat TF_Diox, and the two of them spread misery on the now defunct |5150| clan for a few weeks before their clueless functionally retarded leader "Buddy" sLaM caught on and banned them. Gon didn't mind being banned on the |5150| servers, fuck those guys.

While pubbing one day on Cheater's Wayside, Gon saw |5150|slut using some retarded sniper taunt script that would spam a line of text with a voice message whenever his sniper rifle would kill someone. slut thought he was super exclusive for being the only person with such a script. In what seemed like minutes later, Gon released gonsnipe.cs to the public, parodying slut's stupid sniper taunts with messages like "[-o-] yer on gon camera" and the likes. slut was infuriated and stopped pubbing on any non |5150| server. Poor slut.

Gon wasn't done having fun yet, though. Some Eurofag released a celebration script which would continually loop local taunts. Gon took this script and sped it up, adding the most annoying voice taunts in the process. It was at this time that you couldn't join a Tribes Server without constantly hearing "DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP DIP" coming from every Sam, Dick, and Nancy on every public server. Ahhh, progress.

With Gon's scripts spreading like wildfire, Gon decided to mix it up, and speed up a few other choice scripts. Gon experimented with speeding up z0dd's turret spam script, and discovered that if he spawned enough turrets fast enough, it would crash the server. So Gon did. But he only crashed the |5150| servers, and only in competitive matches against teams like |NuTz|.

It seemed like everyone in the Tribes Community knew of Gon, and while few spoke to him personally, he was revered and respected by the everyman.

(to be continued...)
 
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