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I think they vastly underestimate how poorly Season 8 was received. Going right back to the Iron Throne sounds ****ing stupid.
i think they are about to find out?

in my mind doing roberts rebellion made more sense but… zero interest in whatever the hell this is
 
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Lawdy dat blings!
Lawdy dem blangs!
All dat **** shiny
Back when we wuz the kangz
 
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i think they are about to find out?

in my mind doing roberts rebellion made more sense but… zero interest in whatever the hell this is
That or the Blackfyres. This series seems more like "well we still have the sets from last time."

I'd rather watch an Arya spinoff, despite them making her a god and having nothing left to do with her character.
 
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How about adapting something that has a proper ending and isn't left half finished?

Do you go to an NHL game to watch pro all-stars begin the game only to have them leave the arena after the first period so the local farm team can take over and finish the rest of the game?

Because that is what happened to Game of Thrones.


In the case of LOTR, you have a bunch of unaccomplished nobodies with zero writing credit to their names trying to sell us on the idea that they can write Middle Earth just as good as the revered literary scholar and accomplished linguist, JRR Tolkien. Do they seriously think they are going to write dialog and prose better than the guy who invents languages and crafts poetry as an academic hobby? Not only are a bunch of novices attempting to reproduce Tolkien's work from scratch, they are going around claiming they can (and will) improve it... they'll "fix it" by updating Middle Earth for the modern day. It'll be an better Middle Earth than Tolkien created.


Amazon has spent a half billion dollars dressing up the kids of the local high school athletic club in NFL branded colors and promised us the "Super Bowl" of High Fantasy lore .
 
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lotr had plenty poc rep... they were called orcs
 
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uruk lives matter

what are the odds that numenor falls because of white male patriarchy and they quarrel over colonizing middle earth
 
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Odds that they'll shoehorn in a homosexual relationship within the first couple episodes?
 
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i bet they make all elves pansexuals in the first episode at least
 
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We've had one, yes. But what about second butthole?
 
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TheOneRing.net already tried inferring that Tolkien would have supported LGBT+ despite being a devout catholic... so, I think it's a safe bet Amazon will make the attempt to shoe-horn it into the narrative.




I don't recall anyone within a 100 miles of me commenting on or complaining that Ian McKellen was gay...






They were promptly called out and shut-down by an actual catholic priest.

 
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I don't recall anyone within a 100 miles of me commenting on or complaining that Ian McKellen was gay...

Yeah... but Gandalf wasn't sucking Froddo's cock
 
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As we all know... the homoerotic relationship between Sam and Frodo heavily implies that cock-sucking absolutely did occur, but off-screen... look it up... its referenced in an out-of-context, obscure letter or one of the appendices or something.

But the symbolism was totally implied and Peter Jackson just didn't have the courage to depict it on screen because he was anti-homosexual.
 
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As we all know... the homoerotic relationship between Sam and Frodo heavily implies that cock-sucking absolutely did occur, but off-screen... look it up... its referenced in an out-of-context, obscure letter or one of the appendices or something.

But the symbolism was totally implied and Peter Jackson just didn't have the courage to depict it on screen because he was anti-homosexual.
Well, Sam always called Frodo "Master Frodo." Perhaps that was a wink toward their Dom relationship. Frodo had a sex dungeon in a hidden sub-level of Bag End.
 
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"Bag End"

So obvious...
 
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sam had boner for some ginger chik in the beggining... unless he bi or somethin
 
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ok obviously frodo and sam have a touch of the homo which was even obvious to me before i knew a gay person existed

but

J***8217;all not have a best friend?
I cry when i hug my best friends
yall need to bro down and hug
 
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sam had boner for some ginger chik in the beggining... unless he bi or somethin
Rosie Cotton.
He was smitten.

BUT - In dis Lawd Dem Blings
Sam got a gold ass grill.
Oooo lawd when he see that Rosie twerking dat ass he done fall in love
Fast forward to when they get to the outskirts of Four Door and dey tell Sam Rosie is a man
He gon kill dat ***** when he get back
Tell you what
 
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War changes a man.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KABGUErt7zM
 
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step 1: invest in an established fictional series with guaranteed fan base
step 2: change everything about the series and call the fans retards or racists
step 3: profit
 
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