[GLOBAL WARMING RED ALERT!!]
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Another story perhaps. Another time, another planet. But not the Earth. Unless we can figure out how to fly this fucker. And survive without the sun 
That would put an end to global warming, though. I wonder how many miles off orbit we would need to move the Earth to offset the heat from Evil White Males?
That would put an end to global warming, though. I wonder how many miles off orbit we would need to move the Earth to offset the heat from Evil White Males?
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As an interesting sideline. Ask "The scientists" if our orbit around the sun is shrinking or expanding. That's good for a laugh. You will not find a solid answer. You will hear the most cockamamie bullshit but you will not find out whether we are getting closer to or further away from the sun. They will say something like: "We are about 93 million miles from the sun. It has always been that way and it will always stay that way. They treat it as if it's a constant.
We should be able to know exactly how far we are from the sun at any given moment. If we can't even do that yet, we have no business opening our mouths. You might as well open your mouth and say "Well, we don't know exactly" with everything. The media and liars have a way of dropping the uncertainty when they have an agenda.
The thing that pisses most people off is the approach. "The condos fell because of climate change". That type of shit.
Shit changes and humans either learn to deal or not. That's it. I mean, look at all the extinct species of animals. Some of them due to humans. That wasn't all climate change. That was just people being people. Mostly dicks.
Most dudes deal with reality in a healthy way. What sets a lot of guys off is to hear another male acting like a chick. OMG WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! - Yeah, no shit. We understand when a female gets irrational. But another guy? Especially one who opens his cake hole and spews bullshit as if they knew what they were talking about? Horrible.
Climate deniers? Not so much. More like loudmouthed asshole despisers.
We should be able to know exactly how far we are from the sun at any given moment. If we can't even do that yet, we have no business opening our mouths. You might as well open your mouth and say "Well, we don't know exactly" with everything. The media and liars have a way of dropping the uncertainty when they have an agenda.
The thing that pisses most people off is the approach. "The condos fell because of climate change". That type of shit.
Shit changes and humans either learn to deal or not. That's it. I mean, look at all the extinct species of animals. Some of them due to humans. That wasn't all climate change. That was just people being people. Mostly dicks.
Most dudes deal with reality in a healthy way. What sets a lot of guys off is to hear another male acting like a chick. OMG WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! - Yeah, no shit. We understand when a female gets irrational. But another guy? Especially one who opens his cake hole and spews bullshit as if they knew what they were talking about? Horrible.
Climate deniers? Not so much. More like loudmouthed asshole despisers.
****I AM COMING - STILL*****
I ATE THE FUCK OUT OF THE LAURENTIDE ICESHEET, BITCHES!!!
MULTIPLE TIMES! SHIT CAME AND I ATE IT. IT CAME AND I ATE IT AGAIN!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR QUATERNARY GLACIAL PERIOD! NOM NOM
IT TRIED AGAIN AROUND 20 THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
IT WAS UP TO 2 MILES THICK DURING THE PLEISTOCENE ERA.
IT HELPED CARVE THE GREAT LAKES, CANADA AND THE USA
ABOUT 20 THOUSAND YEARS AGO THE EARTH BEGAN TO WARM. ABOUT 20 THOUSAND YEARS BEFORE YOU HOMOS AND YOUR INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.
AROUND 8 THOUSAND YEARS AGO THE LAURENTIDE WAS A FRACTION OF IT'S SIZE. WAY BEFORE HUMANS WERE MUCH OF A THING. HOMO SAPIENS SHOWED UP AT SOME POINT. I THINK I SAW SOME 13,000 YEARS AGO. LITTLE BASTARDS AND THEIR FIRE STICKS.
DID I NEED AN INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION TO MELT THAT SHIT?
NO!!! DICK KICK FOR YOU!
PLEASED TO MEET YOU, HOPE YOU GUESSED MY NAME WOO HOOO
I ATE THE FUCK OUT OF THE LAURENTIDE ICESHEET, BITCHES!!!
MULTIPLE TIMES! SHIT CAME AND I ATE IT. IT CAME AND I ATE IT AGAIN!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR QUATERNARY GLACIAL PERIOD! NOM NOM
IT TRIED AGAIN AROUND 20 THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
IT WAS UP TO 2 MILES THICK DURING THE PLEISTOCENE ERA.
IT HELPED CARVE THE GREAT LAKES, CANADA AND THE USA
ABOUT 20 THOUSAND YEARS AGO THE EARTH BEGAN TO WARM. ABOUT 20 THOUSAND YEARS BEFORE YOU HOMOS AND YOUR INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.
AROUND 8 THOUSAND YEARS AGO THE LAURENTIDE WAS A FRACTION OF IT'S SIZE. WAY BEFORE HUMANS WERE MUCH OF A THING. HOMO SAPIENS SHOWED UP AT SOME POINT. I THINK I SAW SOME 13,000 YEARS AGO. LITTLE BASTARDS AND THEIR FIRE STICKS.
DID I NEED AN INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION TO MELT THAT SHIT?
NO!!! DICK KICK FOR YOU!
PLEASED TO MEET YOU, HOPE YOU GUESSED MY NAME WOO HOOO
Um, jes ah little Ingun brought up by White folks.
Maybe that's why he hits the bottle.
lol gg
**THE GLOBE MIGHT BE WARMING BUT CALIFORNIA IS WARMING HARDER, YOU BITCHES**
DICK KICK CENTRAL
Swarm of earthquakes, including magnitude 6.0 quake, felt across NorCal
DICK KICK CENTRAL
I like that salty old fart
