okay, here it is: the ballad of bounty and the old busybody
so bounty and jay double you grad
went out with jack, their offspring lad
they took him out to learn the ropes
to see who's smart and who's a dope
the family walked around the mall
they browsed in shops and peered in stalls
and as they sat down to a meal
a very odd feeling they did feel
they sensed a presence just nearby
so bounty with his careful eye
did survey round the vast food court
to see if danger did purport
it took him just a little while
a lady faced him with a smile
"she's past her prime" old bounty thought
with old barettes her hair was fraught
her eyes peered over a wrinkled nose
she had a most judgemental pose
and just as bounty saw her true
he figured out what she would do
she stood and pointed at their child
"hey there!" she yelled, oh, she was riled
"you can't just feed him that old junk"
"he'll grow up bad, and be a punk!"
"you'll rot his teeth, you'll ruin his liver!"
"a hellion you will deliver!"
so bounty and his wife and kid
they got up fast, and ran, and hid
they lost her in a clothing store
but there she was, ready for more
"don't buy him those, they are too tight!"
"it shows too much! it's just not right!"
so bounty gathered all his fam
and off to somewhere else they ran
they found a place for him to play
(they put those things in malls these days)
as jack jumped on a big giraffe
bounty and jay dub had a laugh
but laughing soon was cut too short
that woman came back for more sport
"good lord!" she yelled, "he'll die for sure!"
"how could you be so immature!"
"don't let him climb up there so high!"
"he'll fall and break his neck and die!"
"i have twelve kids, i know what for!"
""so listen well, i know the score!"
well bounty just had had enough
he grabbed that fat bitch by the scruff
he dragged her towards a garbage can
and then he carried out his plan
he picked her up and threw her in
her legs stuck upwards from the bin
he grabbed a plank (there was a stack)
and then her ass cheeks he did smack
he smacked them once, he smacked them twice
he smacked them till she'd paid the price
when he was done, he laughed all merry
and jack gave her a big raspberry
so listen well, you fat old whores
the next time you're out at the store
no matter how much you are prone
that's his business, so mind your own