ass fucking!!

babygirl1 said:
ya how can you guys get on here asking for pics of ass and tits and pussy and you get most of it and you have nothing better than to judge on that.
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That's what tw does... you should know that if you've been around enough to know you want to "hang around".

They want it for entertainment, you shouldn't expect that you will be respected for it.

Congrats on having your pics out on the internet forever. Perhaps you will never regret it. I can certainly think of scenarios where you might. Can't you?

BTW, there are women who post/read here and aren't driven away.
 
Sass said:
That's what tw does... you should know that if you've been around enough to know you want to "hang around".

They want it for entertainment, you shouldn't expect that you will be respected for it.

Congrats on having your pics out on the internet forever. Perhaps you will never regret it.
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ya actually i wont regret it, and i'm not asking for respect.. fuck treat me like a whore.. I LIKE IT! Makes me fuck my boy more.
 
babygirl1, any suggestions on getting a reluctant female partner regularly engaged in anal sex?

we've tried it before, but 'it hurts too much', even when drenched in lube


:sunny:
 
euph said:
babygirl1, any suggestions on getting a reluctant female partner regularly engaged in anal sex?

we've tried it before, but 'it hurts too much', even when drenched in lube


:sunny:
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if i'm really helping a brother out..then
a. make sure she is completely relaxed..(massages help) (shots for first time)
b. too much lube can make it crazy unconfortable really dont need much.
c. put your tip in first let it sit there for a minute, push in a little farther.. once all the way in rock slowly and then start the pounding the way she likes it.
d. MAKE SURE YOUR FOCUSING ON HER, OR SHE'LL NEVER WANNA DO IT AGAIN. TAKE IT SLOW!!
e. there really should be no hurting at all if its done right.. if hurts then not relaxed enough.
 
babygirl1 said:
if i'm really helping a brother out..then
a. make sure she is completely relaxed..(massages help) (shots for first time)
b. too much lube can make it crazy unconfortable really dont need much.
c. put your tip in first let it sit there for a minute, push in a little farther.. once all the way in rock slowly and then start the pounding the way she likes it.
d. MAKE SURE YOUR FOCUSING ON HER, OR SHE'LL NEVER WANNA DO IT AGAIN. TAKE IT SLOW!!
e. there really should be no hurting at all if its done right.. if hurts then not relaxed enough.
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thx...will report back with results
 
am i the only person that didnt find the xcursion pic funny at all
if you think about it, it's pretty sad, really
 
euph said:
babygirl1, any suggestions on getting a reluctant female partner regularly engaged in anal sex?

we've tried it before, but 'it hurts too much', even when drenched in lube


:sunny:
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what... are you new?

you gotta eat the womans ass out for a while. after a good 10 minutes of a good anallinigus, she should be ready.
 
the next step is a porno

i have this idea of a maple syrup salesman going door to door and constantly being rejected because who the fuck wants to buy maple syrup in a recession right? well he gets to this one house and and a cute girl opens the door (this is you babygirl) and after hearing the maple syrup salesman's offer, she says "well mister i just made pancakes but have no maple syrup! why don't you come inside." so he walks in and sits on the sofa and she brings her plate of pancakes and asks to see the man's maple syrup. so he takes out a maple syrup bottle and she is about to pour it on the pancakes when the salesman goes "but wait! if you use my syrup on your pancakes then you won't need to buy it so i get nothing!" she says "well this is a conundrum we are at an impasse!" (these are big words for you babygirl we will dumb it down a bit) so the guy goes why don't you test it on my sample pancakes first? she says umm ok. so the guy takes out a pancake but the pancake is wrapped around his penis! and he pours the maple syrup on his pancake penis and she starts licking the pancake until it falls off and then starts licking his maple syrup covered cock. from here we have the regular stuff, decent blowjob maybe some pussy licking and fucking. but the twist of the year is that at the end he goes "well i'm all out of maple syrup" and she's like "aww what about my pancakes i dont want to eat them dry" and he says "oh hold on" and jizzes on the pancakes and then she eats the cum drenched pancakes mmm and the final line is "you can pour your maple syrup on my pancakes any day mister" with a wink and a smile the end
 
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