VeteranX
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This is a variation of what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.
Can God create a stone so heavy that even He cannot lift it?
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Yes
by making himself so very small that he couldn't even lift a pebble
then making himself so large
he is everything
and no this is just stupid **** here
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VeteranXV Contributor
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how about you stick that stone way up your ****ing ass, zoph.
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VeteranX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by havax
how about you stick that stone way up your ****ing ass, zoph.
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But it's too heavy to lift.
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VeteranX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SeVeReD
Yes
by making himself so very small that he couldn't even lift a pebble
then making himself so large
he is everything
and no this is just stupid **** here
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Your answer sans the last line was actually GOOD!
Welcome to Philosophy 101, day one.
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Last edited by Dr Dance; 08-03-2021 at 13:06..
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VeteranXX
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I am very hegelian in here. To be able to lift the stone and not to be able to lift the stone is the same dialectically.
Then again if the god just went to the gym he'd be able to lift stone.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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An unstoppable force, in order to become unstoppable, ought to possess infinite energy. On the other hand, an immovable object is non-submissive to any force of any magnitude, that is, it won***8217;t shift from its place at all.
So yeah, God would be capable of creating a stone that he cannot move.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Are we talking about sex?
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Define "lift".
Define "stone".
I'd argue that a black hole fits the criteria for the mythical "immovable object" and not merely for its extreme mass & density, but because the very laws of physics that bind our universe (itself a creation of "God") become completely arbitrary within its boundaries.
And because movement itself is relative, in that context. We could imagine an even greater mass with which to attract the black hole, via gravity, and effectively drag it through spacetime. But from the perspective of the black hole, we would have only moved the universe(!) around it.
Since, for the purposes of this brain teaser, God created black holes... then we can say He has already created the stone that He cannot lift.
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VeteranX
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Data and Vanster are the closest to being "correct." And SeVeReD had good insight.
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Dance
But it's too heavy to lift.
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This made me chuckle
And I feel bad about that
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VeteranXX
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We had presses at work that do 2500 tonnes - that's 5,600,000 pounds
you could crush some serious **** in those
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VeteranXX
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E=mc^2
Energy can be converted to mass. Mass can be converted to energy.
If God uses all his energy to create matter, he no longer has energy to lift the matter.
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VeteranXX
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What size stone could he pass if he needed to pee one out of his God wang?
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VeteranXV Contributor
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What if it wasn't a stone but a impossibly heavy snowball on a roof?
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VeteranXX
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all impossible conditions do is prove the premise impossible
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VeteranX
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When all probable causes are eliminated, the improbable (what is left) must be true.
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Jimmy Pop
Are we talking about sex?
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I'm pretty sure we are?
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Specifically: anal
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