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5/2 NEVER FORGET!
 
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am i the only person that wants to see ngfm's dating profile?

good ****, robert - hope you find happiness.
 
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You're a strange one gilligan
 
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Good for you. Your personal happiness will be your longevity. The religion thing is something I am keenly aware of. I personally have had it destroy more relationships than anything both with friends and and girlfriends.
 
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btw, is she a wet nurse?
asking for a friend
No, Physical Therapy Nurse for stroke and heart attack patients. But she's also worked in a hospital and seen it all.

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Have you done her in the cubicle yet?
J/k good news dood.
No, haven't taken her to my job, but I've showed her pics of the cube farm.

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am i the only person that wants to see ngfm's dating profile?
good ****, robert - hope you find happiness.
Thanks. I watched videos on writing a good profile and had 5 pics. One of them was me in a suit because I went to a wedding and had someone take pictures of me. The GF said the pic of me in a suit showed I could dress up.
This was my main profile pic.

Then a few more

Look, I'm on a boat (Co-Worker). My GF went on the same boat with me and the Co-Worker took the same picture of us together.

That's Ashley's 1st horse and her farm.


And the profile text reads...
Amusement Parks (bucket list)
Skiing
Cycling
Swimming Laps

Senior Programmer/Analyst
Financially Stable
No Debt, No Loans

Plays Keys in a 3DN Tribute
Covid in January (fine now)
Vegetarian, eats healthy
Doesn't Smoke
Rides horses
Grown Daughter near Ocala
Dog Whisperer (had 2 labs)
Lives in Plantation FL
Likes Humble Women
5'9" Pictures are current, are yours?
Not a Scammer. We can Facetime.
 
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Um bro you forgot the panty dropper.. Musician
 
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Hey ngfm I'm really happy for u

I wish u could have taken this into your own hands and kicked her to the curb years ago because staying with someone u hate who takes advantage of you and cheats on you for the sake of a dog and adult children is ****in dumb but you do everything at your own pace and I'm glad u have the chance to be happy finally regardless of how u got here
 
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does she let u

 
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Um bro you forgot the panty dropper.. Musician
There's a pic of me playing keys and it said I play Keys in a 3DN Tribute.

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Hey ngfm I'm really happy for u

I wish u could have taken this into your own hands and kicked her to the curb years ago because staying with someone u hate who takes advantage of you and cheats on you for the sake of a dog and adult children is ****in dumb but you do everything at your own pace and I'm glad u have the chance to be happy finally regardless of how u got here
Right, it worked out on it's own because Laurie moved to Leesburg in early 2019 to clean out the house after my mom passed away. We brought my dad out of an assisted living facility in June of 2019. Everything was fine up until that point but July 4th of 2019 was the last time we did it. Laurie was being really mean to me at that point and I knew there wasn't anything I could do, especially with the demands of me being a Christian Pastor and giving her my dad's accounts. I was like no way to all her demands, yet she loves my dad. She was playing tennis and pickle ball in the retirement community. For the guy she met, his wife died and there was Laurie, a total flirt. Since meeting the new guy (who is a Christian), Laurie has already broken up and made up with him a few times. She ****ed 2 other guys while all this was happening (one married). She's bi-polar and crazy. So that's how we got here, and it wasn't me who kicked her out or anything like that. When my dad passes or sooner, she'll move out and then I'll be completely done with her.

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does she let u

Yes, I do more than wet the hole. I put my two fingers in there like a bowling ball, push up against her wall, and she comes. There's also a position we found where I put her feet on my shoulders, push up so she's like a backwards "C", **** her, and it makes her come. She's come multiple times with me and we do it every day we're together. I'm 57 and have to use a pill to make it stay hard. My friend found pills for me, and the co-worker took them and said they work better than what a urologist prescribed.
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Buy 20 of them. Take 4 hours before doing it drinking a lot of water and you'll be rock hard. For me it lasts about 5 days before wearing off. Now we know how porn stars can go for so long without coming. They take a pill, which makes their dick big and de-sensitizes them.
 
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am i the only person that wants to see ngfm's dating profile?

good ****, robert - hope you find happiness.
Yup, you're the only one.

Now that no-nut thing is starting to make sense
 
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She's a terrible person and you're a really nice guy. Win win here buddy
 
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There's a pic of me playing keys and it said I play Keys in a 3DN Tribute.



Right, it worked out on it's own because Laurie moved to Leesburg in early 2019 to clean out the house after my mom passed away. We brought my dad out of an assisted living facility in June of 2019. Everything was fine up until that point but July 4th of 2019 was the last time we did it. Laurie was being really mean to me at that point and I knew there wasn't anything I could do, especially with the demands of me being a Christian Pastor and giving her my dad's accounts. I was like no way to all her demands, yet she loves my dad. She was playing tennis and pickle ball in the retirement community. For the guy she me, his wife died and there was Laurie, a total flirt. Since meeting the new guy, Laurie has already broken up and made up with him a few times. She ****ed 2 other guys while all this was happening. She's bi-polar and crazy. So that's how we got here, and it wasn't me who kicked her out or anything like that. When my dad passes or sooner, she'll move out and then I'll be completely done with her.
she sounds bat**** crazy. you're lucky you cut that one loose
 
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But like just to be clear, do you now realize that if your new gf or any woman acts in a way that makes you uncomfortable, you can just leave them, right? If you want it to be over, then its over. they dont get a say in the matter

U make it seem like divine intervention finally freed you from lauries clutches when you could have told her all along to get the **** out

New girl sounds great for u but put yourself #1 big guy
 
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save some ***** for the rest of us dude !!!
 
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Why...need another to knock up and leave?
 
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....rock hard. For me it lasts about 5 days before wearing off....

no thanks
 
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But like just to be clear, do you now realize that if your new gf or any woman acts in a way that makes you uncomfortable, you can just leave them, right? If you want it to be over, then its over. they dont get a say in the matter

U make it seem like divine intervention finally freed you from lauries clutches when you could have told her all along to get the **** out

New girl sounds great for u but put yourself #1 big guy
Yes I realize all of this. The new GF doesn't want to get married. Her last guy did drugs and took her money. I told her great, we're not getting married and I don't believe in religion. She's Catholic and may go to church once in a while, but understands I don't believe in religion, but do believe in a higher power.

Yes, I realize I could have kicked out Laurie long ago, but didn't because we had a dog, and I didn't want to be the bad guy. If I had done it back then I would have needed to find her a place. Instead she's taking care of my dad in a house that I own, and she'll probably be moving out once her house in TX is built.

Yes, I'm #1. Never getting married. The new GF and I have been together since May 2nd and there hasn't been one argument. The issue of money hasn't even come up. She makes good money as a nurse, and her kids are all set. We compliment each other, which is exactly what the YT videos talk about.
 
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to NoGodForMe again.
And this thread deserves the most rep of all!!
 
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nothing like strange ***** to get the outlook back on track
 
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....rock hard. For me it lasts about 5 days before wearing off....

no thanks
I've heard that younger kids take the pill as well. As we get older, the "T" level drops, and the pill is the only way to help. If my dick is soft then she doesn't come. It has to be rock hard then things happen.

On my next physical, I'll have to get my "T" level tested, but I"m sure it's low. Or it could be a side effect of having COVID, which I had in January.
 
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