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201 - 07-23-2021, 10:45
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Christian pastors. And guys like Juggs.
I'm gonna give juggs credit here, I don't think he would
 
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I'm gonna give juggs credit here, I don't think he would
You are probably correct. Juggs himself would not. But guys LIKE him, ie... overweight and full of ****... guys who would find it to be difficult to get it any other way would do it.

At least Juggs like all of us have the benefit of THIS THREAD to dissuade him from falling for Laurie's "charms."

BUT... It would be all too easy to catagorize all women into one lump as "man hating succubi." Laurie is a unique fail. Many women just don't measure down to Laurie's standards. Or at the very least, most other women simply "aren't as bad."
 
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Nah..i think i remember seeing a pic of her a few years back on here. She kinda had crazy eyes..thats a hard pass for me.
 
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Nah..i think i remember seeing a pic of her a few years back on here. She kinda had crazy eyes..thats a hard pass for me.
she actually looks like she could be the child of bill and melinda gates. actually, she kinda looks like bill gates in drag. do not want. you made a fine decision to get rid of that old ***** bird, NGFM.

 
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the dancing incel has relationship advice lmfao
 
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Ahhh, Texas City, Texas, such a lovely, ghetto, dangerous, smelly, godforsaken, town.

 
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Ahhh, Texas City, Texas, such a lovely, ghetto, dangerous, smelly, godforsaken, town.

that looks sort of like the refinery my father worked at most his life in Corpus Christi, another sleazy **** hole of a city.
 
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Is Laurie noisy in the sack? She looks like she squeaks like a dolphin.
 
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what probably makes her mad most of all, is she has lost her looks, while NGFM is still approaching his peak

dude is middle aged fire, going to be a silver fox before long


I bet Chuck is looking doughy and old now as well, NGFM wins again
 
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Naw chuck still has the "look"
 
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Nah..i think i remember seeing a pic of her a few years back on here. She kinda had crazy eyes..thats a hard pass for me.
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Is Laurie noisy in the sack? She looks like she squeaks like a dolphin.
Brass is ready for crazy; send Laurie's number to him and tell her he gives good ministry.
 
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Stronger than reason
Stronger than lies
The only truth I know
Is the look in your eyes
The look in your eyes

Just like a car crash
Just like a knife
My favorite weapon
Is the look in your eyes
You've run out of lies

There's a ton locked in your empty eyes
Get out of my life

I'm chewing on glass
And eating my fingers
I'm not the one
Who's run out of lies
Lies

You've run out of lies
You've run out of lies
You've run out of lies
You've run out of lies
You've run out of time

Cutting my face
And walking on splinters
I lost my soul
To the look in your eyes
Your eyes

You ran out of lies
You ran out of lies
You ran out of lies
You ran out of time

Stigmata!

O, you have empty eyes
They tell me nothing, nothing but lies


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpdO6syZBiM
 
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You know, it's such poor form of Laurie to go off about how bad she thinks things are and complaining in front of Ashley and her man. No degree of modesty.

Imagine if a book could be made of NGFM posts about Laurie in chronological order. It would be a never ending stream of detailed breakdowns of her strange behavior, broken up by pictures of her on vacations and such. Even if someone was not familiar with TW, it would be fascinating.
 
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Imagine making a social experiment show like Impractical Jokers where you had to speak to every day people with Laurie text message quotes.

"Sir, we can't have the pants hemmed by Thursday."

"You are a cock son of *****! You deserve every piece of hatred I have for you because I've never ever ever hated someone in my life like you."
 
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Brass is ready for crazy; send Laurie's number to him and tell her he gives good ministry.
That is very generous of you, Sev. However, I will graciously pass
 
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Jesus who would **** that?
 
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If Laurie got wind of this thread, could she sue?
 
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No.
 
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