VeteranXV Contributor
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Mitch - "Hey son, take a picture of me from the beach when i'm out there on my board so i can post it to all my friends on TW"
Son - "**** off, midget."
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Pooptruck++
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Has Pagy been giving you whining lessons?
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VeteranXX
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This thread sucks
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Tribalwar Admin
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i swear to god if you say something bad about severed 13 or 14 more times im fkn out of here
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elvis Hitler
This thread sucks
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by Mitchdubai
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stand up paddleboarding is alright but i'd rather either windsurf or canoe or jet ski or like, pretty much anything water-related other than SUP
it's an odd midpoint where you're not having that much fun standing and paddling, but you're also not sitting down and chilling like in a canoe
i sold my SUP to a chick for pennies on the dollar
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Mitch - you suck at getting fired
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Yeah, stand up paddle boards are for children. I've tried it more than a few times, but it's boring. You can't beat a set of nice kayak's for fun with your significant other.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Put an engine on that ***** and shoot trap off of it while draining a brew.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Add a grill and a dog and he'd be set.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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See? You get it.
Also, I think he has a tramp-stamp.
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VeteranXX
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i guess midget is unemployed so probably can't afford but u should get a jetsurf they're dope
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VeteranXV
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Originally Posted by Plasmatic
Add a grill and a dog and he'd be set.
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nigga please
this mothera****a depends on slavery to survive
im surprised no one has asked him if he kept his 'voluntary' sri lankans to cook and clean for him now that the flow has had the valves turned off
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VeteranXX Contributor
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He is letting the help go. It's a tragedy, Why? Because Mitch will have to do that ****. Soon, the wife will say "Get your tiny, white, tramp-stamped ass off the piddle-board and clean the house, *****". He will have to because she is bringing in the dough. She is also eyeing up Montana cowboys
Mitch - maybe try a cowboy hat on that piddle board. Put on a pair of jeans with a big ass Yankee belt buckle. Not sure what you are going to do with that tramp-stamp tat. "Icy Hot" with roses? Did you get sponsored or something?
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Whiny BitchX Contributor
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Unpictured are the 8 Nepalese migrant workers holding up the paddleboard.
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VeteranXV
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p sure midget is in / around Emirates Hills for that pic
iirc
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Originally Posted by Brasstax
He is letting the help go. It's a tragedy, Why? Because Mitch will have to do that ****. Soon, the wife will say "Get your tiny, white, tramp-stamped ass off the piddle-board and clean the house, *****". He will have to because she is bringing in the dough. She is also eyeing up Montana cowboys
Mitch - maybe try a cowboy hat on that piddle board. Put on a pair of jeans with a big ass Yankee belt buckle. Not sure what you are going to do with that tramp-stamp tat. "Icy Hot" with roses? Did you get sponsored or something?
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It's a no to any and all of that Brass****, especially the letting the help go part, you think I'm doing menial chores I'm my retirement, think again buddy.
And yeah I'm on board that there are more fun watersports and I will now get a chance to try them all. But this was fine for starters, beautiful day and flat water around Palm Island with a couple of cold Stellas to cool down after, sure beats the **** out of office life.
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Last edited by Mitchdubai; 11-17-2020 at 21:46..
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Pooptruck++
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Originally Posted by -SS-
p sure midget is in / around Emirates Hills for that pic
iirc
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Palm Island. You will note there's water, i.e. ocean, whereas Emirates Hills, well, the clue's in the name. HURRDURR.
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VeteranXV
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Originally Posted by Mitchdubai
Palm Island. You will note there's water, i.e. ocean, whereas Emirates Hills, well, the clue's in the name. HURRDURR.
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you ****in twat, theres ponds there
since theyre as shallow as you, figured you wouldnt drown
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