shouldve come to jersey and had the time of your life like everyone else
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My Epic NJ Story would go like this: (to save time telling a story I typed entirely in cliffs)
I got to get driven around and see New Jersey, I saw a street sign in a shitty ghetto that said "No Playing Ball"
Hot jersey waitress was retarded, people in New Jersey are retarded and pronounce Gyros the sandwich the same way you would pronounce Gyro like Gyroscope not like a normal intelligent person would pronounce it like the word Euros
People in Jersey cant fucking drive
I was in with the hot Jersey chick all day everyday on Friday and had her buying me drinks at the bar everyone hated she said and I quote "I want to get you drunk" and it was awesome
then her boyfriend showed up to the bar unplanned, instant paradigm flip the world just completely changed on me and that was over
fancy cat slapped me in the face for some reason I dont recall
I woke up saturday morning in a house where I didnt know where I was, in a city I didnt know the name of in a state I had never been to and had a whole 12 hours experience there with a phone that was dead. Of course I had been left there alone with the hot jersey chick, who told me she asked me to get in a bed and tried to wake me up but I was just so loaded I dont remember any of it and didn't comply at all and slept in a chair.
much complaining done by all because people were having a shitty time which I was totally unaware of because I was a) totally hammered and b) had a hot girl to hit on all night so I didnt pay attention (or care probably).
talking backwards, we did a lot of it
everyone wants to go to NY, I dont, akuma doesnt, I plan to stay for a day in NJ with akuma while everyone else goes back to NY. People come to their senses and stay in NJ (absolutely the right choice IMO)
Saturday night bar was fun like everyone said, I didnt have as much fun this time around because Jersey Girls boyfriend is there right off the bat, I have no interest at all in any of the other girls we are with and I have no desire to try and pick up a girl that is just random at the bar. Glare and others dance with the no standards duo while I get wasted and wander around spending $11 on a fucking redbull vodka "sups fancy cat want a redbull vodka, okay 2 please" $22 please ::I proceed to bend over and get fucked by bar prices::
Hancock is a terrible movie, Akuma wont take me to a store so I can buy a razor and a bar of soap, Service in Jersey is terrible and the waitress called Mike and I fags because we ordered the exact same meal and then split a plate of fries and onion rings.
awesome sushi house we went to is awesome, Hoboken roll a lot better than I could have imagined a roll named Hoboken could be
goto a bar and the 3 best topics in the world to talk about come up all night 1) Politics 2) Religion 3) Tribalwar forum personalities, Yuengling beer is on tap and is not nearly as great as I had been lead to believe
last day mike parks in a pastors reserved parking spot "sups im a pastor" while we eat breakfast
we drop excel at newark airport at noon, then drive to laguardia to drop of F. Cat and Glare, I got to see New York and Yankee Stadium(s) and the brooklyn bridge and all kinds of awesome things on the drive. We drive back to newark airport to drop me off becuase my flight was at like 6pm, I catch an early flight out, Excels flight is delayed so much that we actually end up on the same flight back to ohare (sups owned)
I called a cab and he nearly ran some black ghetto bitch carrying her baby over with me in the car, she goes "OH NO U DIIENT" and he flicks her off and drives around her
I get home, the end
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