Name something you've done that others probally have not

i keep a squeeze and spray bottle filled with vinegar next to my back door where the garbage is and i spray raccoons with it nightly
 
Told 5 chinese hookers that i was gay so they would stop pestering me.

actually that is pretty boring.

I have been pulled over by the police while dressed up in a nurses outfit (those dresses are short). They asked if i had been drinking. I said "of course" to which they replied "have a good night". No breath test. Weird.
 
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Oh jesus, that must have been so badass. High on Fire and Baroness opened for Opeth, but I only got there in time to see High on Fire. They sucked something awful.

However, I have been right up front for Nile and Behemoth. That shit was brutally awesome.
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Ditto, but we saw the whole show in DC with Opeth. Baroness rocked (i like them) High on Fire was their usual bore fest and Opeth absolutely wrecked. I would have one of Mikael's picks if the girl in front of me didn't jump down instantly to grab it :(
 
Mine are all music related.. Nothing most other band guys haven't done but.

1) played on stage at Verizon Music Center.

2) performed with the band Tantric on the Miller Rellim tour here in Indy (almost ended up in Wisconsin due to passing out on tour bus).

3) had sex on an elevator with some chicks and other bandmates.

4) got blown on the roof of the old Cozy bar and grille downtown Indianapolis.
 
I'll keep this sort
jumped a 10-feet-gap between two buildings approximately 100 feet from ground.
 
Well being a qualified Cardiothoracic surgeon after 10+ years of training I can think of many hundreds of things I might have done. The number one thing would have to be that I have saved over 1000 lives.
 
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Got a handjob/bit of sex with my girlfriend sitting next to me at a high school football game. She was mad I wouldn't share the blanket with her.
 
one thing came to mind,
I have not bought a single cloth since 2004. (except underwear and socks).
horray for sponsorships.
 
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