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I hear the orphan sashimi is too die for in Branson Dagger.

Midxe should try being an ornamental hermit for a while. It would be a good fit.

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I hear Dubai is awesome, why not retire there?
 
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I hear the orphan sashimi is too die for in Branson Dagger.

Midxe should try being an ornamental hermit for a while. It would be a good fit.

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Poop Truckin' Man
By Brasstax

Poop is not for everyone
Even though we all produce it
We plop our stinky ploppers out
and go about our day

But, it takes a real man to move it
A really short little man at that
He has to be so tiny
To get beneath the scat -

He's a
Poop Truckin' Man
Tiny as a flea
Poop Truckin' Man
He moves poop for you and me

When we unload he hits the road
Tiny guy with nose like a a chode
Poop Truckin Man!

When we open our ass
He hits the gas
When we drop our shizz
He is the Biz!
When we pinch a loaf
He is our oaf
When we doot our doots
You can't refute
When we hit the can
He is our man

He's a POOP TRUCKIN' MAN!
 
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Dr Dance
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Midxe couldn't have been a driver. His feet couldn't reach the brakes.
 
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Consulting is just code for "Temp"

Admit it
 
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Never been a big fan of consultants. The old adage about "lend me your watch and I'll tell you the time for a small fortune" is often true. That said I have time on my hands so if someone wants to pay me to sit at home scratching my balls and putting what they already know in a bunch of PowerPoint slides, I'll play along.
 
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Really doesn't exist for non-Arabs except in very exceptional circumstances where a Senior sheikh approves for people very close to the royals.
Our houseboy was Pakistani, and he had citizenship. *shrug*
 
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Never been a big fan of consultants. The old adage about "lend me your watch and I'll tell you the time for a small fortune" is often true. That said I have time on my hands so if someone wants to pay me to sit at home scratching my balls and putting what they already know in a bunch of PowerPoint slides, I'll play along.
Just call yourself a contractor like other professionals. "Consultant" sounds GAF.
 
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still a statutory rapist
 
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Our houseboy was Pakistani, and he had citizenship. *shrug*
How do you go from having a houseboy. To living in your current dump of a roach motel? Did they leave the quarter fed vibrating bed in there for you?
 
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GG HI 5
rope noose neck cliff go!!

kys manlet
 
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Our houseboy was Pakistani, and he had citizenship. *shrug*
Rules must have changed. My kids were born here and lived here all their lives and are not entitled to citizenship. That said the UAE are gradually relaxing visa regs and opening up new types of long term visas, so that may change in a few years.
 
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still a statutory rapist
I can't speak for the laws in Florida but in UK the age of consent is 16. I met her a few months short of her 18th birthday.

'Murica, where you can die for your country or star in hardcore porn aged 18, but sorry sweetie you have to wait another 3 years for that first Coors Light

Get a new schtick you one watt bulb. Too much to expect you to actually think for yourself or say anything original but at least mix it up a bit.
 
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JuggerNaught
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I can't speak for the laws in Florida but in UK the age of consent is 16. I met her a few months short of her 18th birthday.

'Murica, where you can die for your country or star in hardcore porn aged 18, but sorry sweetie you have to wait another 3 years for that first Coors Light

Get a new schtick you one watt bulb. Too much to expect you to actually think for yourself or say anything original but at least mix it up a bit.
Hey, whatever you need to tell yourself for being 23 and banging a chick with a curfew.
 
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Doesn't midxes wife have a curfew now?
 
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Doesn't midxes wife have a curfew now?
she was going on about leaving him
 
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