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I'll still need Bounty as my Cabin Boy and Rum


lots of Rum



and not the cheap shit I want the good shit


loot is loot

as a member of our Intelligence Company it will be up to you to find the rum and the ships carrying it

I will certainly make note of your desires and will forward a portion of any looted Rum to your current location. Thank you for your service. Regarding a cabin boy: You are welcome to any person not employed by the TW Army to do your bidding. Loot is loot.
 
i'd be a captain but i don't want to hangout with the tryhard

put me where you know my skills would be most useful
No dualies on the team (sorry it's a trust issue). lemon can I kik the kike off? I've always wanted to do that (bucket list thing) plus it sounds rhythmical. plus I can show some battle skills - if only against a vastly inferior opponent but still ...
 
lol, Private? Really....


rev, mich, dare, kj, so many others that are far worse than I am.

Plus, I know my phonetics, and I can run a mile in under 7 minutes...

I will promote you to Corporal if you prove yourself in battle. Do not be insubordinate or you'll join Nash in the latrines.
 
No dualies on the team (sorry it's a trust issue). lemon can I kik the kike off? I've always wanted to do that (bucket list thing) plus it sounds rhythmical. plus I can show some battle skills - if only against a vastly inferior opponent but still ...

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