Uh lol

Well gee willickers, I guess I'll just take your word for it. While most women are pretty stupid, I find it hard to believe that any girl wouldn't see right through your bullshit.

So without proof, your word means jack shit.
 
So I'm still waiting for an answer from some angsty admin to tell me why he locked my thread among the hundred more deserving ones

or to put it another way I'm waiting for some angsty admin to give me a bullshit excuse to cover up for the fact he had a little rage breakdown and in a fit of anger did something pretty retardedly nerdy
 
What I love about you nerds is that there are, to date, over a dozen TW forumites who have me on Facebook.. including naptown

and yet you still live in some sort of world of nerd denial where you think I'm somehow bullshitting or making any of this up

you figure someone would've called me on it by now, no?

ah no but wait that would mean emerging from this nerd crystal palace you live in where nobody could possibly be that much better with women than you are

and those walls filled with nerd denial are such a lovely decoration in your palace throne room
 
interesting that my "desperate cries for attention" would stand out among the other dozens of "desperate cries for attention" on this forum, many of which are far more "desperate"

The only logical solution is nerd rage jealousy, a cause I have been championing against for many years

but let's face it that's just using logic and common sense. why else would I be singled out among dozens if not hundreds of potential people

is it because I make fun of angry nerds on the internet with enormous e-egos?

hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[x] nerd
[ ] virgin
[x] rage
[x]jealousy
[ ] mrraahhh
[x] hot women
[x] 'e-knightness' (Note: Look up definition)
[ ] angst
[ ] edgy

Obibun, I love all your posts. I'm a huge fan of your comedic work. I'm already making a list of your best catch phrases and slang terms!

'Mrrraaahhh' has already caught on with my mother and girlfriend! They simpyl love it! Please continue to post new material.
 
God you're getting old and need new material. I hope you find some hot bitch to spend time fucking instead of wasting time trying to convince yourself that we're the nerds and you're not.
 
back to your same old shtick, you aren't fooling anyone

have fun trolling

I assume this means you're leaving aka rage quit aka you have nothing further to say because it would seem incredibly stupid and angsty of you at this point to continue your nerd denial in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary

oh, but how your nerd glass palace shatters so beautifully, tender virgin
 
tinkle tinkle tinkle

do you hear the glass falling to the earth?

so serene, so peacefully descending as your nerd glass palace crumbles

tinkle

tinkle

light delicately reflecting off the shards from the sun which you haven't seen in years as, emerging from the basement, you shield your eyes reflexively

tinkle

it's all over now

you're an angsty nerd

tinkle

silence
 
"have fun with you're trolling, I'M OUT, PEACE"

"wait I'm just gonna post like three more times because I totally don't care nope don't care at all not one bit not jealous at all"

tinkle

tinkle tinkle

look around, euph. the ground around you shimmers so bright that it almost masks your failure as a human being

almost

all you've got left is the silence
 
listen to the sound of the silence, dear virgin

all those who stood before you have now departed

your nerd glass palace has been shattered

listen

to the silence

you alone now bear the burden of angst
 
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