go to a strip club and find the ugliest stripper there, ugly strippers pretty much have to know where to get drugs

just moved to nj - seems like its dry as **** around here but i dont know, gotta meet some ppl. haven't had time to go out much yet but i'm dying w/o my bud so i gotta make that a priority

the guys at work seem like homos but maybe theyll prove me wrong

Originally Posted by henry

Just ask everyone you meet if they know where you can buy some weed.

You can seriously be walking down the street, and just stop some sketch/ghetto/hippy looking dude and ask him if he knows where to get some herb. Do it 3 or 4 times and you'll find someone. Check out headshops, music festivals, skate parks, downtown areas. Farmer markets. etc.


Keep in mind, the hookups you find through this method are flaky and will never come through, but you'll get your fix. Best bet it to just get hooked up through a co worker.

my favorite pot dealer is a scrum bum hippy i met at a bar

Go to a depressed area of town
to the convenience store there
"sniff" around.
Or as someone mentioned......a trusted co-worker.

Go to the library and track down the people who borrow hydroponics books. Ask the librarian if she would like you to bend her over and f.. wait a minute, I really need to stop thinking about nerdy chicks with glasses.

Originally Posted by Tyrone

just moved to nj - seems like its dry as **** around here but i dont know, gotta meet some ppl. haven't had time to go out much yet but i'm dying w/o my bud so i gotta make that a priority

the guys at work seem like homos but maybe theyll prove me wrong

I live in philly. I know ppl.

Ya i didnt have any hook ups when i moved out to WA. When I moved into my apt I bought a bottle of crown and introduced myself to the guys downstairs. It didn't take long before the weed topic came up and then we went and got some. I got really lucky with these neighbors, we chill all the time now. Just had a dual apt blacklight beer pong party last night with them actually. I imagine it's easier to find bud in WA than Nj though


My advice is to get to know people a little before you just ask. And make sure you share if you want to get some more in the future

Look through the police reports for people who have recently been busted for intent to sell.

I live in NJ, we're over weed. The only thing people sell around here anymore is oxycontin and heroin


also what are you a ******, that you can't find drugs

Originally Posted by dionysus

I live in NJ, we're over weed. The only thing people sell around here anymore is oxycontin and heroin

Thats so ****ed up because I've had zero luck getting any of that. I've been told it's the **** out here too. I think maybe its just the people I've been talkin to but it's a very touchy subject. Then again, I don't just go ask random people for weed so I certainly dont do it for opiates

Tyrone's a ****** name, no self respecting white man would name his son that.

Just do what black people do, go check out the local welfare center, get some food stamps or collect unemployment. Then go find a fellow nignog to barter your food stamps for weed.

I live in your area and I'm a dealer, just contact me with all your personal information and we can get a shipping arrangement setup.

BTW I'm not a cop.

EDIT: Wait you never told me where you lived? Dammit this is the 4th setup I've screwed up...

y'all gettin trololo'ed

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there is a website that gives you a general idea of where to find a dealer based on location. I forgot what it was, but I think I got the link from someone on here

edit: there it is! ^^^

Originally Posted by SkittleBrew

find a college bar. mingle with the folks who go outside to smoke. Let people bum smokes off of you. Off-handedly make comments of the type: "man, I need to get some bud, it's been forever since last time I smoked... wish I knew someone... "

you might score.

I'd be much more willing to tell somebody who asked me up front instead of being a suggestive annoying fag like you suggest.

he's a cop. shut the **** up narc.

go to a disc golf course